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𝗧𝗪: 𝖢𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗌𝖾𝗑𝗎𝖺𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆𝖾

𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗇.. 𝖨𝗍'𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝗍 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗅! 𝖶𝗁𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗀𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀? 𝖠𝖼𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁..

𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 (𝘗𝘛.2) 𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘺
"𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝, 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞, 𝐓𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲. 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝-"

𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋 𝖺𝗌 𝖳𝗈𝗅𝗄𝗂𝖾𝗇 𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗂𝗌, 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖳𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗋𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝖾𝗒𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖨𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝖺𝗋, 𝖢𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗅 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗎𝗌𝗂𝖼 𝖺𝗄𝖺 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝖽𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗀. 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗅𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖩𝗂𝗆𝗆𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗐𝗈. 𝖠𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗏𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾, 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗉 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗌. "𝖧𝖤𝖸𝖸𝖸𝖸 𝖡𝖮𝖸𝖲𝖲!" 𝖤𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝖶𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖭𝗂𝖼𝗈𝗅𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝖻𝗂𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗉 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗌. 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗉 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖡𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗎𝗉𝗌𝖾𝗍. 𝖧𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗈𝖼𝗎𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗆.

Wendy: We all been waiting for yall, where the fuck yall go?

Tolkien: we was waiting on Stan and Butters my bad.

Nicole: Once yall get done smoking and shit, we're all at that fire pit over there.

Tolkien: Uh.. Nicole! Wanna get some drinks when we go over there?

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