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Well how are you guys feeling today? hmm, ok no answer than....how rude?! .......CRAZY APPLES!!!!!
Well today I wanted to enlighten the mind to a friendly concept. I wanna teach you guys how to say funny things in an argument! Why is he ranting about this you may ask? Well, recently I got into this 'argument' with this random dude at school and it was getting to serious for my liking, so I yelled out CANDY MONKEY WITH HOT-SAUCE and everyone started to laugh even the dude that was pissed at me for no reason.
Well here we go....
1) "The cook is in the kitchen but there's no soup for you!" the person will most likely think your super weird and look at you like 'da fauq!?'
2) "well I didn't see your paper getting a star on it, did I?" If your reading this your probably A in middle school like the 7-8th grad or high school....you don't get stars in that grade!
3) "...CANADA TOUCHER!!!" every ones probably gonna laugh cause they don't know what the heck you just said, or the meaning behind it.
**Ok im gonna stop explaining stuff now, so you can just laugh and....laugh!!! :) **
4) "Were out of Mayo!"
5) "You twat!"
6) "Stupid tosser with a banana!!!"
7) "Yes, it is nice to have indoor pluming."
8) "Banana rats!"
9) "BIRDS CAN FLY!"
10) "Have you seen my potato?"
11) *Start signing the barney theme song*
12) *start talking about your favorite show*
13) *Ask the person where is their favorite place to eat a burger*
14) *start jumping around like tigger*
15) *ask the most dumbest and stupidest question you can think of*
Well there you go folks! oh and here is a real argument I had with Justin yesterday. :P
me: this is stupid we should just Get over it
Him: yeah
Me: seriously you need to get over it
Him: I am over it! you need to get over it!
Me: No! YOU need to get over it!
Him: I AM over it!
Me: No your not!
Him: You get over it!
Me: No YOU get over it!
His brother: Oh shut up! both of you!
And well that was the end of that!
Ok i know I said I would talk about blankets but i changed me mind....sozies!!!!
Instead im gonna do the most annoying thing kids say!
1. I'm bored
2. Why?
3. Are we nearly there yet?
4. It's not fair!
5. Do I have to?
6. It wasn't me
7. Can I have...?
8. In a minute
9. I hate you
10. He / she hit me
11. I don't want to go to bed
12. He / she started it
13. I'm hungry
14. You never let me do anything
15. What?
16. I don't like it
17. I want this
18. Can you do it?
19. I can't do it
20. But you said...
and even tho i say most of this stuff it's just really annoying when a little 5 year old comes up to me and says it like im suppose to do something -_-
well thats that......BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ^-^
