Kit: I'm not doing to well.
Brandon: What's wrong?
Kit: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Inmo enters the room*
Kit: There it is again.
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Ritchie: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Kit: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
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*The Squad with cigarettes*
Mario: I smoke regularly.
Ritchie: I smoke sparingly.
Brandon: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.
David: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.
Lucas: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.
Kit: What's a cigarette?
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*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*
Inmo: *rolls eyes to the sky*
Lucas: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*
David: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*
Brandon: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*
Ritchie: *is the reason they're crying*
Mario: *enjoys in silence*
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David: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
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Mario: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.
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Brandon: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
David: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Brandon: Fair point.
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Inmo: I couldn't do this without you, David.
David: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
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David: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.
Lucas: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Ritchie: Fuck you.
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Kit: Mario! This soup is flaccid!
Mario: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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Inmo: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that’s fucked up. Like c'mon, you know I’m dumb as hell!
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Inmo: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Ritchie: I’m worried about you.
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Lucas: You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
Ritchie: Eat a nickel.
Lucas: A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories.
Kit: Eat a nickel.
Lucas: Ok.
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Kit: Guess what?
Lucas: What?
Kit: No, you have to guess.
Lucas, thinking: I don’t know.
Kit: Mario is in the hospital.
Lucas: Why would you make me guess that?!
Lucas: What happened?!
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Ritchie: *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods*
Ritchie, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!
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Lucas: What do you guys do when you're stressed?
Kit: Try and calm myself down!
David: Sleep.
Brandon: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.
Mario: I don't.
