𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍: yandere hazbin hotel x reader

3| "𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴"

"WELCUM PENTIOUS"
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You throw open the doors to the hotel, tugging your jacket off and tossing it onto the coat hanger, the soft garment landing sloppily over the other coats and jackets hanging there. You set your sights on Alastor, standing by his lonesome by the bar. You start toward him, only for your path to be cut off by Sir Pentious, who jumps in front of you.

"Welcome back, my dear!" He exclaims, clasping his hands together. He smiles sweetly, eyes darting around the room. "I am sure that you are tired, so I have prepared you a gift!" Sir Pentious straightens his posture, hoping to appear more confident as he holds out a bundle of flowers with the roots still hanging from their stems.

Hesitantly, you take the flowers from his hands and hold them at your side. "Thank you, that's... thoughtful." You raise an eyebrow, taking in his nervous, flustered features. "You're still here?"

"Yesss! Sssee, this may surprise you, but I have not... experienced what I experienced with you... in decades! I have found myself with... feelings... for you!" He confesses, blushing profusely and shaking his head. "Do not tell me your feelings in return, only know that mine are true! And because of thisss, I have chosen to redeem myself and stay by your side!"

You stare at him, one eyebrow lifted in confusion and concern. Your tongue darts out to wet your drying lips, and you put your free hand on your hip. "Weren't you supposed to be, like, what? Some evil mastermind... inventor...?" You chuckle to yourself, amused by the prospect of the shy guy before you attempting world (Hell?) domination.

"Well- I- yesss... but I shall try to change my ways!"

"Uh-huh. And you're doing all this for me?" You ask, amusement evident on your face, but Sir Pentious doesn't let your teasing tone deter him.

"Enough of these questions! A good night to you, my dear!" He blurts out, turning around and slithering off to who-knows-where.

You watch him go, smirking to yourself. With Sir Pentious out of the way, you proceed toward Alastor, sitting in the bar stool closest to the corner he's standing by.

Alastor's grin stretches wide, keeping his hands resting politely behind his back. "That's quite the admirer you have there! How romantic! Had I not known better, I may have thought that you intended upon a mere one-night-stand, and he's severely misjudged the predicament he's in!" He exclaims, cocking his head to the side with a sickening snap.

"Well aren't you charming?" You ask through a strained smile. You sigh and bring yourself to smile a bit sweeter. "I think it's great that he's choosing to redeem himself. The circumstances that led to that are minor details, wouldn't you agree?" You gaze flickers toward Husker, who intently focuses on cleaning a cup as he pretends not to listen in on your conversation. "How do you feel about him?" You ask, turning your attention back to Alastor.