Let's Discover the World Together

Hawaiian Style

yo whoa welcome to total drama aftermath

coming to you live from the tropical

shores of hawaii

after traveling all around the world

this season we had to wrap it up with a

big sh*t of paradise

and i'm not chillaxing here solo oh no

say hey to our peanut gallery

we're just two episodes away from

declaring this season's

million-dollar winner and right here is

where it's all gonna go down first up

it's time to say hey to some friends who

got booted off the big show

please welcome courtney and

duncan why did i get intro with owen and

jerkface we're doing things way

differently today

but i i still get a song right because

i've been working on mine for weeks

Geoff: 1st, I've got 1 more ex-contestant to add to the mix. It's the queen of pain-ley herself, Blaineley! [an Intern wheels in Blaineley, whose entire body is wrapped in bandages, on a dolly]
Beth: What did you do to the mean blonde person?!
Geoff: It wasn't me! Don't you remember when Courtney and Blaineley got booted out of the plane together in China? Get a load of what happened next in this previously unseen footage! [cuts to Blaineley falling from the sky onto a house] And boom! [the Peanut Gallery laughs at her]

last time we aftermath my most excellent

co-host

bridget was nursing a wounded bear in

siberia

well the bears better finally but the

airport officials

wouldn't let her fly home because she

only had blainley's passport

so bridgey's been stuck in a russian

fishing boat for like

ages but the wait is over

sorry no worries babe now that my

granola goddess is back to co-host

i'm feeling no pain

no bruno bad bear bad ah

he's gotten so possessive since i fixed

his pot

but he's perfectly sweet and safe as

long as no one gets within three feet of

me how's the guy supposed to reunite

with his girl like this

maybe he'd be okay if we just like

touched elbows

[Music]

i think he's just hungry okay on to the

hosting

our peanut gallery will soon have a say

and who's gonna

win the mill good because i've got a lot

to say about that