If everyone in kotlc was alter ego:
Sophie: hey ya'll wanna hear all my deepest darkest most haunting secrets?
Fitz: I DONT LIKE BEING A COGNATE OR TELEPATH
Keefe: my hair is terrible. I look disgusting. I feel disgusting, my breath is disgusting and I get no girls
Biana: where's my plain black boots and my plain black tunic and my plain black hair tie?
Dex: what? I can't work with gadgets. It's useless. And sophie die Iggy back to gray
Tam: ooh a butterfly? I want a puppy! The butterfly and puppy can be best friends forever! Makes kissy noises
Linh: GRR RAWR STAY AWAY FROM ME MY LIFE IS TERRIBLE AND IM EMO AND IM DEPRESSED AND I HAVE SEVERAL MENTAL DISORDERS RAWR GRR
Alden: EVERYONE THERE IS A REASON TO WORRY START PANICKING ALERT THE COUNCIL GET ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE MIGHT AS WELL CONFESS! COUNCILLOR ALINA, I LOVE YOU LETS GET MARRIED
