Y/N: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Natasha recently.
Wanda: No, Y/N, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Y/N: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Wanda: No! You're the only one for me.
Y/N: Is that so?
Wanda: I promise! Natasha and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.
Y/N: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Wanda: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Y/N: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Wanda: Of course!
Natasha: What the-
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Y/N: *sneaking in through her window*
Natasha: *turning in her chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Y/N: I was with Wanda?
Wanda: *turning in her chair* Wanna try again?
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Y/N: I've been expecting you, Kate.
Kate: How did you do that without turning around?
Y/N: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.
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Kate: Damn, the power went out.
Y/N: Don't worry, I got this.
Y/N: *stomps foor*
Kate: What-?
Y/N: *sneakers light up*
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Y/N: I've only ever said 'I love you' to two people in my entire life: Wanda and a girl in a dark club who I mistook for Wanda.
