school things that are funny

~photosynthesis~

Teacher: So everyone knows the definition of photosynthesis right?

All of class - 1: yes sir...

That one kid: but sir, in reality, plants are actually farming us.

Teacher: enlighten me.

That one kid: well, by giving us oxygen daily until we all eventually decompose, so they can consume us.

Teacher: well. . . starts to realize and question life

Another student: dude, what have you done to our teacher?-

That one student: sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I dont even know where its going. I just hope I find it along the way.

Sub: good morning class, I'll be your sub for the next four years. And your teacher Mr.Johnson, said to give each of you separate 10 page essay assignments everyday followed by 3 pop quizzes and a daily four hour presentation in front of the whole school. Because he said, and i quote "I dont need sleep, I need Answers."

Other student: that didnt go the way you thought it would

That one student: nope.