~Second Breakfast~

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by DaiyaOsamu

by DaiyaOsamu

Teacher: RYAN WAKE UP!

Ryan: HUH WHAT?- just woke up

Teacher: school is not a place to sleep!

Ryan: Then home is not a place to study!

Teacher: . . . JOHNATHAN STOP EATING IN MY CLASS!

Jonathan: jumps

Student 1: dude didn't you have breakfast this morning?

Jonathan: Yeah, I just didn't have time for my second breakfast.

Teacher: JOHNATHAN! FIRST EATING THEN TALKING NOW TALKING WHILE YOU'RE EATING! Since you've got so much to say, name 10 elements on the periodic table!

Jonathan: second breakfast.

Teacher: can i just say that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds you stand alone my friend

Johnathan: fine, ill come write it on the board if you dont believe me!

//The board//

Se co nd

B re ak f as te

//back to teacher and students//

Student 2: he is officially the smartest kid in the world.

Student 3: his mind is greater than all of ours combined

Student 4: his brain power transcends time and space

Student 5: should we tell him?

Student 6: absolutely not.

teacher: It's... not... possible...!

Jonathan: Sometimes my genius it's... it's almost frightening...