Aries: the squad leader with questionable judgement
Taurus: the squad idiot
Gemini: the squad heart throb
Cancer: the precious cinnamon roll
Leo: best part of the squad tbh
Virgo: the reason the squad still exists
Libra: no one knows why or how they're in the squad but no one talks about it aka the elephant in the squad
Scorpio: the one who's dated everyone in the squad including themselves
Sagittarius: the reason the squad is dysfunctional
Capricorn: satan
Aquarius: the silent, broading squad member
Piscese: was kicked out of the squad years ago
