{DISCONTINUED} Web of Lies (Male Reader X Marvel Comics)

9th Life

*You climbed up the fire-escape to where Peter was pacing in his Spider-Suit*

Jaxon: "I'm here.....sorry it took me a while my grapple stopped working halfway through the trip"

Peter: "Doesn't matter....I need help 5 separate Art Galas just got pieces stolen from them...in ONE HOUR"

Jaxon: "wait..5!?" *He looked confused bamboozled and possibly even smeckledorfed*

Peter: "I've been hearing non-stop reports about this new Cat Burglar but I can't find them for the life of me!"

Jaxon: "And you need my help to catch them?"

Peter: "......Yeah...please....I really need to deal with this"

Jaxon: "Fine....but you're buying post-fight pizza"

Peter: *Lightly chuckles* "Yeah sure...just be careful whoever this is has been throwing me left and right off center"

Jaxon: "Peter....you're the easiest person I know that I can fuck with because you're such a dumbass"

*Later on a Stakeout at the Brooklyn Heritage Art Festival*
Peter: "C'mon...they have to be hitting here next they HAVE to be!"

Jaxon: "Breathe Pete....it's one of many art places he could hit"

Peter: "You're assuming it's a guy?"

Jaxon: "I guess...I'd assume any females with powers would hit jewelry stores and use it to steal from rich men....and don't call me a sexist because we'd all do it if we were girls" (SATIRE)

Peter: "....How is that somehow true yet also so wrong."

Jaxon: "Isn't that my whole schtick?, being relatable yet unlikable? *Taps on camera screen* "HEY! AUTHOR I CAN SEE YOU, PRICK!* 
                                                                                **RETRY**

Jaxon: "Oh shut it Pete....hey look there's something suspicious" *Points at empty duffle bag on roof of gala*

Peter: "Hmm....let's check it out"
*You and Peter climb and swing respectively to the roof and look through the bag when a voice calls out to you both* 

???: "Does nobody in this damn city have ANY respect?"

*You turn around and see.....*