{DISCONTINUED} Web of Lies (Male Reader X Marvel Comics)

And the Platinum Trophy Goes To...!

*The Team was sat around the kitchen. Tony and Steve were arguing*

Tony: "I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old fashioned."

Steve: "Well let's just say you haven't seen it yet."

Jaxon: "Sorry to interrupt the Dick Measuring contest but you two do know Ultron is trying to tear us apart, right?"

Steve: "Well I guess  he'd know. Whether he tells us is a bit of a question

Tony: "Banner and I were doing research."

Steve: "That would affect the team."

Tony: "That would end the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the "why" we fight, so we can end the fight, so we get to go home? All of us got something to lose now Cap...Nat's got Jaxon and Barnes and they have each other. I've got to protect Pepper now but I'd rather live in a world where the Big Bad Aliens get 'Independence Day'd' by a nuke before they get to Earth"

Steve: "Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time."

*Nick Fury walks out of a shadow* 

Nick: "Ultron took you folks out of play to buy himself time. My contacts all say he's building something. The amount of Vibranium he made off with, I don't think it's just one thing."

Jaxon: "How did you.....I'm not even gonna ask"

Nick: "I have my ways"

Natasha: "What about Ultron himself?"

*Jaxon kicks back in his chair* 

Jaxon: "Ah. He's easy to track, he's everywhere. Guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic Rabbit. Still doesn't help us get an angle on any of his plans though."

Tony: "He still going after launch codes?"

Nick: "Yes, he is, but he's not making any headway."

Tony: "I cracked the Pentagon's firewall in high school on a dare."

Jaxon: "And I've hacked just about every computer system in New York....twice"

Steve: "We don't spy on people"

Jaxon: "Who's 'We'...I'm not an Avenger...I run me, myself and I"

Nick: "Yeah, well, I contacted our friends at the NEXUS about Ultron."

Steve: "Nexus?"

Bruce: "It's the world internet hub in Oslo, every byte of data flows through there, fastest access on earth."

Steve: "English please"

Jaxon: "It's the Fort Knox of Data....Nobody gets in there because if they did...Well...they'd have every gig of data in the World. Aka World's fucked if HYDRA got into it"

Tony: "So what'd they say?"

Nick: "He's fixated on the missiles, but the codes are constantly being swapped."

Jaxon: "By who?"

Nick: "Parties unknown."

Jaxon: "Do we have an ally?"

Nick: "Ultron's got an enemy, that's not the same thing. Still, I'd pay folding money to know who it is."

Tony: "I might need to visit Oslo, find our 'unknown'."

Jaxon: "If they're out-hacking Ultron I don't think they can be found"

Natasha: "Well, this is good times, boss, but I was kind of hoping when I saw you, you'd have more than that."

Nick: "I do, I have you. Back in the day, I had eyes everywhere, ears everywhere else. Here we all are, back on earth, with nothing but our wit, and our will to save the world. So stand. Outwit the platinum bastard."

Jaxon: "....9/10 Speech would hear again"

Nick: "I almost forgot how snarky you could be"

Nick: "But I caught wind of something you might want to hear...Ultron's taken up refuge in that Hydra base Steve went to last month....and if you're anything like your mom and dad....odds are you're gonna go there to find your girl"

Jaxon: "Hmm-hmm" *He taps on his phone* 

Natasha: "Not happening..."

Nick: "Romanoff...let the kid handle himself. He's been kicking the ass of some big hitters on the street in New York I think he can handle a quick stealth OP"

Natasha: "I Said it's not happening and that's it"

Nick: "Fine...So what does Ultron want?"

Jaxon: "Us Dead?"

Tony: "To become better. Better than us. He keeps building bodies. Human ones and Metal ones"

*Nat shot Stark a glare*

Jaxon: "Comforting Tony...real comforting" *He said sarcastically before continuing tapping his phone*