I'm not Insufferable || Levi x reader

The Fight

"You threw a brick in my face!" I pointed at Levi "you fucking drugged me!" I turned to Hange "I got a bloody nose three times! And I passed out four times!" I slammed my hands on the table and glared at them "and you're telling me it's my fault?!"

Levi rolled his eyes and Hange chuckled nervously "because it is" he scoffed and I stood up from the table we were sitting at "watch it Levi, I'm gonna fucking hit you" I warned him and he kept glaring at me "you don't scare me" he took a sip of his tea like the bitter bitch he is. We were sitting at the table in the mess hall. I pointed at him "watch me" I hissed and I lunged at him. I punched him in the face

(3rd pov)

He felt your punch hit his face, it actually shocked him. He felt a sudden burst of pain in the area where you hit him, he was surprised that you were able to hit this hard. This caused him to stumble back and try to get his head back in the game. He looked up at you, he thought he was ready for anything but this.... this was new. He wasn't prepared for it, nor did he expect this type of retaliation from you.

"Oh are you scared Levi? Of a little itty bitty hit?" You taunted and he kicked your legs, you grabbed his collar and pulled him down with you, he grabbed your hair and slammed your face into the ground.

Hange was sitting on the sidelines eating bread with Sasha and Connie

You punched his ribs and flipped him over so you were on top. You punched him over and over and he punched you in the chest, you winced and glared at him "low blow" you said and you were slammed on the floor.

Levi pinned you down "quit it, your making a scene" he said and you head butted him, he winced and leaned back "I am the scene!" You yelled and pushed him to the floor again, "what is going on here?!" A loud voice entered

You felt someone pick you up from your armpits and set you down somewhere else, Levi stood up and glared at you, you stuck your tongue out at him "tell me why you're acting like children? You're grown adults! Captains aren't supposed to fight with each other" he said and looked at us.

You crossed your arms and looked to the side "she started it" Levi pointed at you, you looked at him incredulously "he brainwashed me into doing it!" You yelled and he scoffed "that's stupid"

He rolled his eyes at you "you're stupid!" You said "it's clear you're stupid!" He said back "did your brain disappear when I head butted you?!" You stepped closer to him "no but yours will" he lifted his fist at you

"I'm surrounded by idiots" you heard Erwin whispered and he grabbed Levi's fist and your head "quit it or else I'll take away your tea and cherry privileges" he warned and we nodded "good, now I'm going to go work, you two better not fight or else" he said and left

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"Ugh, Miche! I need to talk to you" I grumbled as I opened the door to his office only to see nanaba lying on the table with Miche over her. I gaped at them "if your about to fuck, you could at least lock the god damn door" I said and locked it then left

"I can't believe it, I knew there was something going on with them" I mumbled to myself and walked over to Erwin's office "this bitch better not be doing what Miche is I swear" i grumbled and opened the door

The blonde man looked up with a heavy sigh "it's you, Y/N." he went back to his paperwork "why are you saying my name like that?" I whined and he grunted

"What do you need Y/N?" He looked at me and i sighed "I'm so bored!" He rolled his eyes "not my problem, now get out" he pointed to the door with his pen "I very much dislike how dislike me" I fake cried and left the room

I walked down the hallway and I walked past the group of kids and I flicked connys head "hey!" He whined and I snickered. I walked out of the building and out to the horse stables

"Snurgle! My baby Pookie" I said and patted my horses head "I know you won't ignore me" went into the same stall as him and I sat down, my horse lied down next to me. I leaned on his belly.

After a while of yapping away I fell asleep.

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I know small chapter but I had to update jeez