You Really Want Me to Join? (One Piece)

Chapter One: Meeting the Little Shit

You were walking down a warn path, trying to get to the bandits that lived not too far from your current location. They owed you a bit of money, and you were planning to collect at some point. (I'm gonna say you're 16-ish for plot sake)

This was honestly more of a friendly visit to see what they were up to and what was taking so long, but you could get to that later.

You finally reach the edge of the hut and see a rather large man. He looked a bit on the older side, but you could tell he could hold his own, so you didn't bother.

"'Scuse me? What brings you around here?" You wanted to get straight to the point, but also didn't want to be rude. The bandits could do that themselves.

He turned to you, confused. That's when you got a good look at him, Garp the Fist. Ah shit, you really didn't want to run into any Marines right now, especially not the big guys.

"I'm here to drop off... my grandson.. What are you doing here?" Ok, clearly protective, got it. You got this.

"The bandits that live here owe me a bit of money, that's all. Nothing illegal, I swear." You laugh a bit at the end, hoping to ease the tension that seemed to appear out of nowhere.

He looked at you surprised for a moment before busting out laughing.

"Those guys owe you money? Good luck getting it back." He laughed a bit more before turning around to pound on the door.
Ah, so he knew them well then.
That's good.

"WHO DARES TO KNOCK ON THIS DOOR?! YOU BASTA-"

"It me." That cut her off quickly before falling back.

"GARP?!"

You poke your head over his shoulder, grinning.

"And me!" You give a wave, matched with a growing mischievous grin. Dadan looked ready to end it all. Crocodile tears streamed down her face.

"Help me...." she pleaded to seemingly the air.

You walk around the hut while Garp yells at Dadan, wanting to get a better look at the place you've been supplying. The place honestly didn't look too bad, definitely better than you were expecting.

That didn't mean it wasn't falling apart. Just that it didn't look like a little wind would knock it over. With a little more snooping, you found the rest of the bandits, your grin returning as they looked up at you with a sweat drop.

You rejoined the chaos with a satisfied grin, having kicked the ass of at least half the guys over there. You walk back over to see Garp leaving and a crying Dadan holding a small sleeping baby.

"Nice meeting you, sir!" You waved as he turned back, giving a smile and a wave as well.

"You too, brat!" He gave a laugh, one that you couldn't help but match.

With a turn, you face Dadan, Mogra, and Dogra. Their face drains of color. As you get an aura of death themself.

"So, about that money...."

One beatdown later, and you had money in pocket and a baby in your lap. You were never really a big fan of kids, but this one was just adorable, so you had to stay a little longer.

You were simply sitting there, playing with the child by letting him grab your thumbs in some sort of death grip, and move your hands up and down, watching him giggle as you lead both your hands all over the place.

He was just so adorable. You couldn't help but pull him unto a hug, petting his hair as he began to yawn. He slowly fell asleep in your lap, moving to further lean against you.