Solarballs in a group chat XD

-Part 4 of Season 2-

Saturn: umm guys where's titan?

Venus: STFU STOP ASKING AM SO TIRED OF YO ASS ASKING "wHeREs tItaN??" EVERY FIVE SECONDS LIKE SHUT UP ALREADY

Jupiter: watch what your saying Venus.

Venus: not my fault this dumbass loses his moon every five seconds

Mars: shut up atleast he HAS a moon ☠️🙏

Venus: nobody invited you here mars so STFU

Earth: why is he so mad-

Mars: Idk

Earth: Venus are you at that time of the month

Venus: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 😭😭

Earth: idk your angry soo

Venus: that doesn't mean- nvm

Earth: wanna come over so you feel better?

Venus: sure ig

Ceres: ew

Mars: ew what, Ceres??

Ceres: gays

Mars: you CANNOT be talking 😭

Ceres: what does that mean..

Mercury: istg y'all are the gayest ones here

Mars: STFU

Mercury: am begging you admit it y'all are dating

Ceres: WGAT

Mars: NO

Mercury: "no" as if you don't want to admit you're dating or "no" as if y'all are not dating

Mars: UHHHHH

Ceres: ykw am gonna go somewhere ☺️

Mercury: NO

-Ceres went offline.-

Mercury: FUCK

Mars: since when do you swear

Mercury: honestly I don't even know

(With Mars and Ceres, DMS)

Ceres: Mars you better not tell them we're dating.

Mars: I won't I promise, mi amor.

Ceres: Ok <3

Mars: alright alright let's just go back so they don't suspect anything- I remember that time Venus and Earth made it obvious they were dating and Mercury went wild with them ☠️

Ceres: I remember lol I don't think we even knew eachother at that time

Mars: yeahhh

Ceres: Alr let's go back

Mars: como tú quieras, cariño.

Ceres: <3

(Mars x Ceres fans are eating GOOD)

Saturn: it's not my fault I lose titan :(

Jupiter: oh of course it isn't..he's just a mindless moon Saturn-

Saturn: NO HE ISNT

Jupiter: ok jeez sorry-

Saturn: am gonna go look for him

Jupiter: Saturn, don't, you'll just end up losing him again.

Saturn: fine.

Mercury: Guys where's Mars and Ceres? Isn't it weird they both went offline at the same time? 🤨

Earth: GUYS YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT AM SEEING IN THE KUIPER BELT RN

(am gonna leave this as a cliffhanger bc am cruel 😈)