(I recommend you read the character headcanon again to see the usernames, I updated it so the planets have users!)
Mercury: WHAT WHAT TELL US
Earth: MARS AND CERES ARE FLIRTING WITH EACHOTHR
Venus: WHAT
Jupiter: excuse me?
Moon: what..
Earth: I SWEAR ON MY EARTHLINGS THEY ARE
Moon: YOURE GONNA BE DEAD IF MARS SEES YOU
Earth: IDGAF
Mars: why is my phone so loud
*silence*
Mars: @ParasiteOwner WHAT TF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Earth: NOTHING
Mars: FYM NOTHING WHATS THIS ABOUT ME AND CERES IN THE KUPIER BELT
Venus: HAVING YOUR USER AS PARASITE OWNER IS WILD
Earth: atleast mine isn't @earthlingkiller ☠️☠️
Venus: STFU
Mars: YOU STFU VENUS AINT NOBODY TALKING TO YOU
Venus: you're user is literally @Earthreplacement
You CANNOT be talking
Earth: mars WTH is that username
Mars: Venus dared me to put it
Earth: I beg your finest pardon
Venus: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO I DIDNT KNOW YOU WOULDNT CHANGE IT 😭😭
Earth: ☠️
Mars: it's based off the terraforming mars astrodude thingy
Earth: KYS
Venus: ok yall let's calm down 😭
Mars: for once Venus is tryna help
Venus: nvm keep arguing idc
Mars: nevermind
Earth: anyways mars it's SOOOO obvious you're dating Ceres. ADMIT ALREADY
Mars: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Venus: PLEASE
Mars: NO.
Ceres: guys it's not canon I swear
Venus: uh oh the disabled cocoa puff is here
Mars: WHAT TF DID YOU JUST CALL HIM
Venus: ooo are you defending you're boyfriend? 😋
Ceres: stfu ill bite you in your sleep
Venus: nvm 😿
Mars: do not talk shit about Ceres or we gon start throwing hands
Venus: we don't have any
Mars: idgaf
Ceres: you're so overprotective I can take care of myself
Mars: no you can't, you couldn't handle Jupiters moons
Ceres: who tf told you that
Mars: Moon
Ceres: Which one
Mars: MOON
Ceres: OK WHICH ONE
Mars: MOON BRUH 😭😭
Ceres: OMFG WHICH ONE
Mars: EARTHS MOON IDIOT
Ceres: oh 😺
Mars: tontín.
Venus: Wth is that Spanish
Mars: Ües
Venus: oh la
Mars: what
Venus: OH LA
Mars: BITCH YOU MEAN HOLA? 😭
Venus: OH LMAO
Earth: I know a lot of languages
Mars: nobody asked but alr
Earth: Kys.
YOU ARE READING
Solarballs in a group chat XD
HumorIdk, might make a Spanish version of this dosent flop
