A/N - Taylor Swift released a song on her last birthday, and so I am following her example and releasing this chaotic mess of a fic on my birthday! Hope you all enjoy :)
Official OctoAgent Group Chat
10:18am
LetsDoThis is online
AlreadyOnIt is online
BunchaCrunchyCarrots is online
LetsDoThis: Testing, testing, one two three.
LetsDoThis: Dashi, Tweak, are you receiving me?
AlreadyOnIt: loud and clear, Captain!
AlreadyOnIt: anything on fire, Tweak?
BunchaCrunchyCarrots: nope nothin on fire
BunchaCrunchyCarrots: we're all good
LetsDoThis: ...why would anything be on fire?
AlreadyOnIt: don't worry, Captain, it just happened once or twice whilst Tweak and i were setting up the servers! :)
BunchaCrunchyCarrots: thank cabbage tunip has a good heart, i thought he'd never forgive us for singeing his leaves haha
LetsDoThis: You set Tunip on fire?!
BunchaCrunchyCarrots: ACCIDENTALLY cap
BunchaCrunchyCarrots: and his leaves were only slightly charred
BunchaCrunchyCarrots: wrong place wrong time
LetsDoThis: I... OK, never mind.
LetsDoThis: Are we ready to add the others onto the chat?
LetsDoThis: I'll let you do the honours, Dashi.
LetsDoThis: ...I'm still struggling to comprehend how this works.
AlreadyOnIt: right away, Captain! :)
AbsolutelySplashing, BonzaBackUp, OrnithologyEnthusiast, YesYes, RangerMarshmallows, UrchinLover, ScurvySeaCat, HotOnTheTrail and PenguinShapedGeyser have been added to the chat by CommandID02Dashi (AlreadyOnIt)
LetsDoThis: I'm going to be frank, Dashi, I'm still not sure if these custom usernames are a good idea.
AlreadyOnIt: how come?
LetsDoThis: This chat's purpose is primarily for conducting conversations related to missions, research and general work.
LetsDoThis: And I'm not sure how professional one can remain when having a conversation with a user entitled "RangerMarshmallows".
AlreadyOnIt: aww but it's fun Captain :(
AlreadyOnIt: i spent ages coming up with them!
BunchaCrunchyCarrots: and let's be honest this ain't gonna stay professional for long is it cap
LetsDoThis: I should hope it might.
BunchaCrunchyCarrots: darn who put salt in your hot cocoa this morning
LetsDoThis: ...did someone do that?
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Strictly Professional Conversations
FanfictionIn the hopes of increasing communications and building rapport between the OctoAgents, Captain Barnacles has created the official OctoAgent group chat. He's left them with one very simple rule - this chat is for professional purposes only. Easy enou...
