The Regretevator writing dump / oneshots (regretefic)

Searches and messes (slight wallmark)

Lampert stood silently and eerily still as the elevator rumbled, looking over a slightly impatient mark and wallter.

"Why did you have to drag me out?"

"Huh?"

"I was visiting infected you know..."

"Wait really?? You shoulda' said somethin' son!"

Lampert sighed and looked away slightly "it's whatever...too late to go back now." 

Mark almost felt bad for the little lamp before the elevator gave off its distinct 'DING!'. It's metal contraption sliding open to lamperts home.

The 3008 ROKEA. Or as lampert simply just called it. "Ikea"

As the trio of walking inanimate objects hopped off. The elevator slid shut behind them and moved up to the misty cieling. Mark scratched his chin.

"Hm. We haven't checked here yet!"

"Wait..you guys aren't going to make too much of a mess right-?"

"Nah don't worry little fella'! We'll make sure it's spotless by the time we're done!" Mark winked, reassuring the rather uncomfortable lampert.

"Well we'll be here for quite a while..unpleasant is basically flat as wallpaper.." Wallter mumbled out loud, slowly walking around

"Oooo....shit...but Ey don't worry lamps we'll make sure we don't break anything!" Mark tipped his hat at lampert as he hopped off into the distance, with lampert sort of half following him around. Seeing Wallter carefully move and shove things around, calling out the gradients name. It made lampert itch with uncertainty.

"UNPLEASANT!! FRIEND!! COME ON SHOW YERSEL- what in tarnation-???" Mark suddenly stopped to face a big structure blocking him off from the rest of the area. It looked like planks that have been stapled and screwed in together to form a giant wall.

"Oh! I've seen you've seen my separator.." lampert stood next to the confused mark as he stared at him with furrowed eyebrows "that's what I call it..I usually keep it here to stop the players from straying too far and getting lost.

Wallter walked towards the duo and inspected the wall, seemingly slightly impressed "wow! Must have taken quite a while right?"

"Oh yeah hah definitely.." lampert scratched the back of his head "It helps keep things safe too I guess.."

Mark inspected a little surther before seeing something "hey lampy.. was this hole always there?"

"Huh? Lampert immediately snapped his neck and quickly maneuvered to the obvious tear on the wooden wall, seemingly hacked away. Big enough to fit a player or two.

Lampert felt his eye twitch

"What.."

"Now that's the reason wood isn't so reliable.." Wallter butted in, standing tall next to mark who looked at him spitefully "oh so yer gonna make this about the wood 'n concrete now??"

Lampert just let out an angry exhale that was noticed by the two, before clenching his fists "now who the FUCK messed with my- wall?? Separator? GAHH" lampert immediately slipped through and ran angrily at the remaining area beyond the wall, earning the slight concern and disbelief of mark "damn..why is he gettin so worked up around a wall? It ain't worth it-"

Wallter just glared at him "oh?"

"I MEAN....Y'KNOW THE FLIMSY WALLS! LIKE..UM.."

"So I mean nothing to you?" Wallter said rather calmly, making mark shake his head "no no! I mean- maybe??? I Uhh- uhm no? Look I didn't mean to upset ya ok-"