*Y/N's prospective*
It was another day in Ohio. My mom, Kai Cenat was rizzing up baddies by loot lake as my dad, iShowspeed, griddied while playing gorilla tag.
As I walked to sussy rizzler school, I couldn't help but see a weird looking guy with a toilet for a body, accompanied by someone else who looked similar but way bigger. His skin looked like coffee, but the coffee was mostly milk because he was white.
"Y/N!" My bestie westies Caseoh and Nickeh30 yelled running over to me
"Hi Caseoh!! Hey Nick!" I said as I tucked a hair behind my ear.
"Did you see the new boy? His name is Skibidi Toilet, and he's a TOTAL beta male 💀" Nick spat
"I think he's kinda sussy NGL" Caseoh giggled
"I'm sure he isn't that bad!" I thought aloud while stroking my gyatt.
"IDK, but we better griddy to Ms. Katie's room fast, I don't want her to fanum tax us again." Caseoh sighed. We all started gridding to Ms. Katie's room after that
In Ms. Katie's classroom, she already had pictures of vegetables on the chalkboard, even though she taught English class.
"Good morning vegans!" Ms. Katie yelled as she smiled at us all.
"Good morning bitch!" We all chanted back, except not the new boy for some reason.
"YOU LITTLE SHITS! DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Ms. Katie gets triggered a lot during class. She's the oldest sjw I've ever met. "Anyways, there's a new student, but he's not vegan so I won't introduce him."
"I'm-" The new boy started, before Ms. Katie interrupted with a "SHUT UP YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!"
"shut yo musty crusty rusty dusty disgusting rinky tinky binky dinky pinky stinky smelly belly petty freddy combusting constantly rusting ur musty dusty doodoo poopoo stanky ranky danky lanky box fan bts stan dream stan jojo fan ugly man that went to Japan betrayed ur entire clan stupid kpop stan burnt down ur land finna send u to iran u menace got a tiny pennis like dennis gonna kick ur nonexistant nuts you horrendous not deserving of independance dependant gonna kill all your descendents looking at you makes my eyes need a disinfectant furry mcflurry got curb stomped by stepehen curry when I beat u up ur eyes gonna be blurry gonna send you to court and steal ur attorney corny horny unholy low testoserone snorted aborted deported exported distorted unsupported got escorted just to get clobbered slobbered gonna be a goner dishonored sobber fodder rotter sponsored by tommy send you to pakistani caught you drinking dasani shred your degree caught you beating your meat in your sleep but I guarantee that it was in tennessee and I could clearly see that your mom was free you were slain got no fame in my eyes you lame suck at this game you're distain economic atomic moronic demonic electronic harmonic hypnotic ultrasonic kinda ironic penis anus ur moms from uranus HEAD ASS UP!!" The new boy screamed.
...
The entire class was silent for about a minute, before I turned to Nick and whispered
"What did you say about him being a beta male?"
The new boy stood up and walked out of the room, causing EVERYONE to start whispering about him.
I wonder who he is.
YOU ARE READING
Skibidi toilet x Fem!Reader
RomanceY/N had always been the outcast, the loner, the one who never belonged. She was used to being alone, just with her two pookies, Nick and Caseoh, doing her own thing, and she liked it that way. That was until she met skibidi toilet. She knew he was d...
