<Cartman> Has created the chat
<Cartman> has renamed the chat to "Kahl's mom is a big fat bitch"
Kyle: Fuck you fatty
Cartman: Heyyy Kahl
Stan: Your mom is kind of an uptight bitch tho....
Kyle: What an amazing sbf you are
<Kyle> has renamed the chat "Fuck you fatass"
Cartman: Smd Joo
Clyde: He'll have to find it first 💀
Cartman: fuck u Clyde u fucking joo
Craig: It is 4:00 ma. Tweek is trying to sleep so stfu
Cartman: am* not ma dyslexic bitch
Kyle: I'll bash your fucking teeth in piggy
<Cartman> has went offline
Bebe: Smash or pass Tara yummy
Craig: Pass
Wendy: SMASH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?
Stan: I'd hit
Kyle: Can't hit what you can't get
Kenny: Smash
Kenny: smash
Kenny: smash
Kenny: smash
Kenny: smashKyle: We get it Kenny
Butters: if my notifications go off one more time my dad said I'm grounded. Will you please stop?
Cartman: No fuck you homo
Kenny: ofc buttercup
Butters: Thank you Kenny :3
<Kenny> has muted <Cartman>
Kyle: Hah suck it Fatboy
Stan: what's he sucking 🤨
Kyle: Dick
Stan: oh.
Ike: I knew you were gay Kyle
<Kyle> has banned <Ike> from the chat
Wendy: Pftt
Bebe: Why is Cartman's mom kinda-
Wendy: absolutely agree
Kyle: I know Cartman is raging reading this
Clyde: @Tolkien where are you
Bebe: gay
<Clyde> has muted <Bebe>
<Wendy> has unmuted <Bebe>
Clyde: gay
Bebe: Can confirm
Wendy: don't listen to her
<Bebe> has muted <Wendy>
Bebe: I'm being fr
<Wendy> has unmuted herself
Tolkien: How tf
Clyde: HIEEEE
Tolkien: Hello.
<Fatass> has unmuted himself
Cartman: AYE WTF
Kyle: hah
Cartman: Fuck you joo
Stan: Wendy you taught him how too unmute himself
Wendy: I didn't do shit
Cartman: You can't if you don't have rights
<Wendy> has banned <Cartman> from the chat
Kyle: Wait but didn't he make the chat?
Wendy: Did you really want him here?
Kyle: Fair
Stan: Wendy is a hacker confirmed?
<Wendy> has changed <Stan's> username
Boykisser: What did you change it to?
Boykisser: ...
Boykisser: I hate you
Boykisser: CHANGE IT!!!<Wendy> has changed <Boykisser's> username
Alcoholic: Thank you
Alcoholic: Wendy I swear to GodKyle: Well is she wrong with the names?
Alcoholic: I'm not gay Kyle.
Alcoholic: I'm bi. There is a difference.Kyle: And alcoholic?
Alcoholic: ...
Kyle: Exactly
Kenny: Leo asked us to stop texting
Craig: And Tweek Is trying to sleep
Kyle: gay
Bebe: i KNOW you aren't talking Kyle
Wendy: i know YOU aren't talking Bebe
Clyde: stfu Wendy u r in love with Bebe fr
Wendy: you are in love with Tolkien so stfu Clyde
Tolkien: What?
Wendy: Clyde lov-
<Clyde> has muted <Wendy>
<Bebe> has unmuted <Wendy>
Alcoholic: Can someone please change my name?
Kyle: You don't know how?
Alcoholic: Nope
<Kyle> has changed <Alcoholic's> name
Insomniac: Thanks Ky.
Insomniac: Oh fuck youKyle: 😂 Sorry sorry
Kyle: come over I'll show you how to change it lolBebe: Change it back to boykisser. Bebe: And change yours to walking rainbow 💀
<Kyle> has muted <Bebe>
Kyle: Fuck you Bebe
Insomniac: dude you can't say that to a girl
Kyle: I'm gay doesn't that give me rights
Wendy: sure
Insomniac: you're gay?
Kyle: I feel like that was obvious
Craig: it was
Tweek: iT raelly w4s
Craig: Tweek go to sleep you don't need anymore coffee then you already drink
Wendy: pop off ig
Craig: he needs to sleep
Kenny: so does Leo
<Kenny> and <Craig> have muted every user
<Kenny> has added <Cartman> to the chat
YOU ARE READING
Cartman made a goddamn gc
HumorCartman makes a GC idk if I'll make ships in this but if I do it will most likely include: Dip, Style (obviously), Tyde, Bendy, Kfc-man, and Creek 🫶 This may never be published so if you're reading this it was 👍 I do not own South Park in any way...