New chapter!!!! Also send help I found a voice cover of Kenny singing CPR 😭😭😭
killthejoos: Kahhlllll
Stan'swhore: What
killthejoos: I heard you and Stan were a thiiiinggg. And you had a fuck fest
Stan'swhore: Who told you that
killthejoos: everyones favorite Canadian child.
<Stan'swhore> has went offline
killthejoos: Ikeyyyy get ready for another black eyeeeee
Ike: I hope you die
<Ike> has went offline
Gay: So.
Gay: Stan.
Gay: How was it.
Spazzy: Craig.
Spazzy: Don't.
rulerofhell: Listen to him.
rulerofhell: He is scary.
Gay: Oh yeah.
Gay: How much damage did Tweek do?
Spazzy: I really didn't do much
rulerofhell: He managed to set hell on fire.
rulerofhell: Hell. The place that is literally just fire and rock.
rulerofhell: On fire.
Spazzy: When you say it like that it sounds bad.
Rulerofhell: BECAUSE IT IS
Gay: Hey don't yell at him
Rulerofhell: NO SHUT THE FUCK UP
spazzy: I Will set you on fire.
Rulerofhell: Sorry
Killthejoos: Haha Craig your bottom is defending you
spazzy: I'm not bottom
Gay: The hell you aren't
Gay: I'm top
joofucker: I don't like this topic
Killthejoos: Stan bottom?
joofucker: NO
<Stan'swhore> is online
joofucker: TELL THEM KYLE
Stan'swhore: Not recently
Joofucker: KY
Stan'swhore: Oh I mean
Stan'swhore: Stan!? Bottom? Nooooooo!
Joofucker: Well fuck you too
Killthejoos: Hey broke whore
Killthejoos: Wanna make some money?
Whore: Money
Killthejoos: Yes. We got to sell shit
Whore: Who's shit are we selling? I thought they got enough of Tom Brady's shit that one time.
Killthejoos: not literally shit dumbass
Killthejoos: I mean sell stuff. Like clothing or hats or something
Whore: ohhhhhhhhh
Whore: That's boring though
Killthejoos: I'm not finished
Killthejoos: it's gonna have pictures and words on it
Whore: Still boring
Killthejoos: merch. Merch Kenny. Of Stan and Kahl. Merch. Of them. Making out
Whore: Oh ok
Stan'swhore: Wait we didn't agree to this
Joofucker: idc as long as I'm known as top.
Killthejoos: So it's a deal
Joofucker: Sure
Whore: I'll help sell
<Ike> is back online
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Cartman made a goddamn gc
HumorCartman makes a GC idk if I'll make ships in this but if I do it will most likely include: Dip, Style (obviously), Tyde, Bendy, Kfc-man, and Creek 🫶 This may never be published so if you're reading this it was 👍 I do not own South Park in any way...
