PARIS'S POV
It's been two weeks since Romario told me he wanted to become friends.
"Suh, when a yuh birthday again?" Romario asked over the phone.
"Look how much time mi tell, yuh brain just shallow," I said to him.
"Just cool nuh and start gwan suh," he said.
"Mi birthday a next week Friday," I stated to him.
"Seet deh that never did hard," he said.
🧠: is this nigga serious right now
"Weh yuh wah fi yuh birthday?" He then asked.
"Mi nuh know," I said.
"Come man, think bout smth," he said.
"Ummm,maybe one new car," I said in deep thought.
"Alright then," he said
"Wait, WAH!" I said confused.
"Wah the problem?" He asked.
"Yah go buy mi one car fi real?" I asked.
"Yeah, cause the one yuh have right a garbage," he said.
🧠: but him brite doh
"But yuh brite doh, mi nice likkle Honda fit is not garbage," I said feeling offended.
"Yuh need fi sell the mamz car yah now and dem a cause most a the car accident dem," he stated.
"It's not the car dem a cause the accident is just that some gyal wah car and cah drive," I stated.
"Ee eh, anything yuh seh yah Miss Thickazz," he said.
"But ketch neck name" my subconscious said
My girl easy
"Doh call mi that," I said to him.
"Weh yuh mean by the man naffi call yuh that?" My subconscious asked.
Mi just nuh like it
"Yuh lie suh, yuh like it cause yuh panty wet up"
Lady wah do yuh
Yuh mean wah do you, cause yah tell unnecessary lies
Just gwan
"No mi nah stop call yuh that, anyways mi wah ask yuh a question," he said.
🧠: him nave nth bout him eno
"Weh yah ask?" I asked him
"Yuh likkle bwoy friend, a weh him come from?" He asked.
"Waterhouse, why?" I said.
"Okay, suh a weh him do fi work?" He asked.
"Come fi think of it mi nuh know eno, I never asked him," I said.
"Weh yuh mean yuh neva ask him purpose the man did a try get close to yuh fi kill yuh," he said.
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MISS THICKAZZ (On Hold)
RomanceMi hate the bwoy yessi but mi want him fi come mash up mi thick body
