Cale marry Money (2)

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Meanwhile in the church of Money. The God of Money has caught wind that the GoD has figured out about his and cale's marriage.
He naturally decided to rant about it to a random priest

GoM: hello random priest of mine i am going to rant to you

Priest: i- uh what? My lord - huh???

GoM: Ahem, I AM SO DOOMED THE GOD OF DEATH JUST FOUND OUT THAT I SECRETLY MARRIED HIS CHILD AND I DONT THINK I WILL SURVIVE HIS WRATH HONESTLY I AM PETRIFIED!!!!!!!

Priest: my lord-

GoM: AND HE'S ONE OF THE STRONGEST GODS TOO SO IT'S EVEN SCARIER. LIKE IT WOULD BE FINE IF ANGELINA WAS GOING TO BEAT ME UP BUT DEATH?? I WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN! I don't regret marrying cale though.

Priest: hold up -pardon me for my language but- YOU'RE [insert f word here] MARRIED?!?!?!?!!!???

GoM: yes and my husband is the most perfect person to ever exist!

Priest: i need to tell the rest of the church

GoM: yes please do, I need much more people to rant to anyways. Get the shock out the way.

Priest: yes my lord

The priest then proceed to tell the church:

Priest: our lord has just informed me that he is in-fact married...

The church: *very dramatic gasps*

A priestess: Damn it, there goes my dreams of being duper duper rich

Priest: ... to the child of the God of Death

The church: *even more dramatic gasps and even some fainting*

And right on cue...

Another priest: uhm no time to faint, there are priests of death outside with pitchforks and torches... and a WHOLE LOT OF GASOLINE!!

And then nothing but chaos ensued

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