-A day with the Exorcist-(A very long Exorcist AU And alot of GuitarSpear)

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(This happens before Vaggies left down there)

LUTE POV:
~°'CHAPTER I'°~

'Another day with those assholes training,my head fucking hurts when i woke up and i went to the bathroom spending 2 hours finding those headache painkiller thingy but gosh i still have to train 60 of them today, good i still remember all of them and memorize their names...Fucking Adam had to go day-off because of stupid things. But hey fuck this shit me and the other exorcist can just hang out and pretend to train of Sera checks on us! Pretty sure Emily or Saint Peter can't snitch
on me since am their 'Certifed Bestie' right? Nope, Dont care neither.'

~

I said in my mind getting ready on uniform, I quicky put on my mask/helmet then really quickly polishes my spear ready to go,my uniform is still stained in blood from last extermination, as i open the door fucking Adam was there oh god..Wait, wasn't him in day-off? meh that was probably just a joke..good that i will not train the other exorcist.

Lute:"Are you kidding me sir? You said your on day-off!"

Adam:"And that's just a joke danger tits! Who would randomly go to a day-off when he has a training with his hot lieutenant? Hmm?"

He said without his mask just wearing his usual big ass robe leaning on the shitty door goddamn he looks fucking hot- Damn it Lute! He's your fucking boss! Ugh whatever..So we both walked all the way to the headquarters with Saint Peter hes abit girly to be honest i really dont know if hes gay or not-. Anyways! So we finally got to the training room opening the door only seeing 56 of them, guess the others were absent.

Lute:"Good morning. Can we finally start the training?"

Adam:"Danger tits, We just came here can't we have a little fun!"

Adam said pulling her waist gently pulling her closer to him which made Lute flustered luckily Lute has her mask on so he didnt notice her blushing.(Like a fucking tomato) Meanwhile the other exorcist were just looking at them laughing abit(they are laughing like a fucking maniac-)

Lute:"Fuck no bitch, Not in the mood today sir."

Adam:"What if we just hangout after training? How does that sound to you huh?"

I mean i can't resist that fucking smile and the hand placement- Fuck no Lute the fuck are you thinking! as you can guess, Vagina is fucking there i fucking fucking FUCKING HATE HER. I could just sabotage her poisoning her with drain cleaner replacing the water in her Reuse-able water bottle(Heathers the musical reference-) nevermind i could get introuble anyways, I smile back at Adam removing his hand wrapped around my waist and his head on my shoulder, its fucking hot seeing his face- GODDAMN IT.

Lute:"Sure, sounds nice, Anyways! Attendance!"

Lute:"Vagina- In short Vagy?"

Vaggie:"Its pronounced as 'Vaggie' not Vagy."

Lute:"Yeah i dont give a fuck next-"

Vaggie walks up to Lute ready to start an argument with Lute,Meanwhile the others were just enjoying watching the juicy drama(with popcorn ofc)

Vaggie:"This is why your still single"

Lute:"So are you?"

Vaggie:"Oh yeah? No wonder why your so ugly-"

Lute: "No wonder why every exorcist hates you"

Vaggie: "Your only the favorite because you did fu-"

Lute: "fuck up the exterminations? I can literally remove you from the exorcist list"

Vaggie: "I'd like to see you try bitc-"

Adam:"Vagina shut the fuck up and go back to your position."

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(My hands hurt gays i will continue it tommorow GIVE ME FREAKING IDEAS anyways bye for noww:) WORD COUNTS: 630 WORDS)

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