God's Favorite (Lucifer x OC)

Chapter 2

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Rose: "Please, don't hurt me!! I beg you!!!"
Lucifer: "And why— would I hurt you??"
Then he stepped out of the shadows and I could not believe what I saw. He was a short, pale, blond man with two dots on his cheeks. He was shorter than me! And I am 5'3!
Lucifer: "Look, I know, many people can't take me seriously once they see me. They always say 'Oh my God! He is a short king!' Or 'Wow, you are short!'. So let me just say this once, I know how I look and yes I truly am Lucifer Morningstar"
Rose: "Wait, I thought you would be this evil looking red monster?"

Lucifer: "Hah!! That's hilarious! You humans really think Satan and I are the same?? Nope. Don't even compare me with that ugly overgrown imp"
Rose: "So then, what exactly are you?"
Lucifer: "Haha, ok. I see you are confused. Well—"
Music started to play in the background. Wait, is he going to sing???
If you wanna follow along with him as a reader, play "Sympathy for the Devil" by The Rolling Stones

Lucifer: "Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzlin' you is the nature of my game
Stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tsar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Oh, yeah
Ah, what's puzzlin' you is the nature of my game
Aww, yeah
I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all, it was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach Bombay
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Oh, yeah
But what's puzzlin' you is the nature of my game
Aww, yeah
(Uh, get down heavy!)
Pleased to meet you, hope you'll guess my name
Aww, yeah
But what's confusin' you is just the nature of my game
Mmm, yeah
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me, have some courtesy
Have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste
Mmm, yeah
Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name
Mmm, yeah
But what's puzzlin' you is the nature of my game
Mmm, mean it, get down
Woo-hoo!
Aww, yeah
Get on down
Oh, yeah
Ba-bum-bum, ba-ba-bum
Ah, yeah
Tell me, baby, what's my name?
Tell me, honey, can you guess my name?
Tell me, baby, what's my name?
I'll tell you one time, you're to blame
Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo
All right
Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo
Ah yeah
Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo
Ah, yes, what's my name?
Tell me, baby, ah what's my name?
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name?
Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo
Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo
Ah, yeah
What's my name?"

Wow, he just sang to me. So he is the devil and the one that tempted Jesus. Yup, definitely evil. I am not safe.

Lucifer: "I hope I didn't alarm you sweetie, I am just saying plain history. And I was once an Angel. So yeah"
Rose: "So, why aren't you killing me like my friends? Is this my punishment? Life??"
Lucifer: "Nononono. That's uh, no. I am sparing you because you are an innocent soul. Your friends were about to sacrifice you. You want to know why?"
Rose nodded.

Lucifer: "Because you are the perfect sacrificing material! You have a rare blood type that is very powerful for dark magic. It is a once in a million years kind of blood. So many cults are after you. But it is interesting because your soul was reborn after you originally died. So yeah, you were killed by a cult and you were about to be killed by another. You have horrible taste in friends, no offense heh"
Rose: "None taken, this is a very honest statement coming from the King of Lies"
Lucifer: "Haha, that was a good one!"
Rose: "I didn't expect you to be so nice for being The Devil though"