[09] Karate chop

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Asshat
Yo, I'm in the hospital.

Pervy Asshole
I didn't ask?

Plus I don't give a shit

Asshat
I fell down the stairs
and broke my arm.

Pervy Asshole
Why are you telling me this?

I don't fucking know you

Asshat
But you still reply?

Pervy Asshole
How tf are you typing?

Asshat
I said arm,
not arms.

Dumbcrap.

Anyways, this you?

Pervy AssholeHaha, so funny

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Pervy Asshole
Haha, so funny

I can't stop laughing -_-

Why are you so lame?

Asshat
I see no difference. :)

Also, I think you sound
like a frog.

A tiny squeaky frog with its
tongue tied.

Pervy Asshole
Deflecting I see

And why have you been thinking
about me?

Have you fallen for me already?

Asshat
Ew. Never in a million years.

I was using my free time
to think of something
unproductive.

Pervy Asshole
I will air fry you-

Asshat
Mhm, says the guy who was
begging for a mint dress.

"Please please"

I have screenshots.

Pervy Asshole
I hope you break both arms

Asshat
Stop hoping and come do it
yourself, PUSSY!

Pervy Asshole
That won't be the only thing
broken

Asshat
Gross, ew! You pervert!

I'm telling my brother.

Pervy Asshole
I will also break him in half

Karate chop both of you

Asshat
Asshole.

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