[11] I am confusion

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Pervy Asshole
I have come to make you
fall in love with me

Pervy AssholeI have come to make youfall in love with me

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Shortcake
Why hello, fine sir!

Pervy Asshole
Ladies always fall for men
in suit

Shortcake
Who tf?

I'm talking about that other guy.

*snaps finger* I need his
name and number.

Pervy Asshole
I'm not telling you his name

Bitch fuck you, you're supposed to be looking at me

Shortcake
Wait? You're in that photo?

Bahahahagaha, shortie
I barely saw you.

Pervy Asshole
I hope you like the taste of tissues

Shortcake
Shut your perverted ass up.

Now that dude, is he single?

Pervy Asshole
You're insane

Shortcake
Well duh!

What normal person would keep
texting you?

Pervy Asshole
Apparently a whole lot
not that you'd understand

You anti social fuck

Shortcake
Oh my God.

Did you just compliment me?

How sweet of you.

Pervy Asshole
I could be way more

Shortcake
Get the flying fuck out!

Pervy Asshole
Okay neighbour

Shortcake
Hmmmmmmm

I am confusion.

Pervy Asshole
No, you're dumb

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Hi, how are you?

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Thanks for reading
Cya💙

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