Domestic Polycule AU

Femboy Girl Talk: Steven, Jacob and Alex- Pride Month

The first thing Jacob did when he woke up was tell his wife he loved her so fucking much in the most quietly revved up voice she'd ever heard. "Ugh, I fucking love your face, Mine. Mine, mine, mine."

He littered her with kisses and sat up to shake out his hair and fatigue and jog to the shower.

Jasmin was beaming and blushing hard but he hadn't even noticed. "Someone's energized today."

*

The first thing Steven did when he woke up was race to open the window like a Disney princess and smile like one too. One minor struggle and a tug left his hair drifting out of his ponytail to let long curls that bounced free down his back. It was getting so long but it was so freaking sexy. He pushed it to one side thoughtfully, thinking early morning Steven thoughts that Connie was enamored by. She truly loved when he just lazily flipped his hair. He'd done his special routine the previous night, so it was silky smooth and starkly beautiful. He was so artistic to look at. It fascinated her how his arm wrinkled a little with baby fat but then bulged with undeniable muscle.

"Good morning, Steven." Connie giggled when he whipped around.

He pointed an accusing finger at her even though his smile got bigger. "It's the Queen that lives in my castle. That's what I'll tell them when they ask what killed my dragon of sadness."

It was so sudden and silly and oh-so-Steven that Connie had to press her lips together to not cry happy tears. She reached out her arms and he lifted her into his, then twirling her with all the love in the world. She curtsied and he bowed, humming ballroom music as they danced for no reason other than they were in love.

*

It was absolutely riveting to the rest of them to watch Jacob, Alex and Steven sit at the breakfast table with genuine tea as they spilled over with girl talk.

"It's crazy," Jacob said with a smirk. "I never saw that coming."

Steven snorted and sipped at his tea daintily, with a pinky up because he was a refined man. "Right? It's almost like snorting lines of cocaine off teenagers' asses isn't acceptable in any form," He said with mock incredulity. "Shocker."

Alex set his tea down and rolled his eyes. The fact that they had an actual tea set was even better so he could set his down elegantly. "And to post it on the internet and be shocked when you get raided? Someone was clearly looking for attention. He got it, so I don't understand why he's crying about it."

"Oh my god," Jacob said suddenly. "Did you bitches hear about the scandal with that big rapper thinking that song was about her, but it wasn't and she ended up getting dragged?"

Steven and Alex exchanged a look and shook their heads. "Sister, spill."

Jacob spread his hands over the table. "Ohmygod, okay: so this rapper The Queen heard that Megan made this song called Megan's Law, right?"

Steven raised his hand. "First time caller, long time listener. Megan's Law?"

"Basically it's like sharing sex offender information," Alex explained patiently. "You have to be registered if you're a sex offender and you have all your info online so people know where you are and live. No being near schools, playgrounds or places where kids are."

Steven's eyes lit up. "And she was offended by this? This oughta be good."

Jacob nodded. "So she made the song, and The Queen made another song dissing her for no reason when she was talking about the rap community in general and not just her." He shook his head and stirred in some honey. "I didn't know why she got offended so I'll tell you like how I found out. Bitches out there are nuts. Anyways, her song? Garbage." Steven and Alex gasped but Jacob nodded seriously. "I'm not even kidding. It was more of a mental breakdown over a beat for like, 4 minutes. It was so tacky, you could hear the producer was cringing in the background."