Domestic Polycule AU

Bad Timing

The polycule had decided to go on a walk through downtown and were joking, flirting and maneuvering around people as the sun beat down on them from overhead.

Adam looked up at Hazel and smiled so big that his breathing caught in his throat. "Hey."

He was just greeting him because he could. The smile disappeared, it was just for him in that little moment in time but it felt so big. There wasn't really a flirty tone to it, just an 'I love being near you and I love you' vibe that took Hazels breath away altogether.

Before he could respond, the worst thing that could've possibly happened in public happened: he got a definitive warning that he'd get a full on boner over that in around ten seconds. "Oh shit," He mumbled, looking around for the next door into a restaurant.

Would it be easier to hide in a bathroom? Or would it be better to sit and just– fuck it, there was nothing he could do but grab a chair and sit, hunched forward and laughing in embarrassment.

The rest kept walking for a minute, unaware of Adam tipping his head in concern. "Did you just almost faint? I'll get you some water, baby."

He almost motioned more attention over, as people were starting to look up curiously when they'd heard he might pass out. "Wait, Adam d-don't do that!" He whisper yelled. "Just give me a second!"

Now Adam looked perplexed, but then it turned into a disbelieving drop of his jaw. "Please tell me it wasn't that easy."

"It wasn't that easy."

Adam smirked. "Now this time don't lie to me." He sat down on his lap and shook his head. It made sense Hazel had panicked, he couldn't have hid this without someone assuming he was armed with a shotgun in his pants. "I didn't even say anything to you."

"That doesn't matter," Hazel whined, pulling him closer and wincing as he kissed at his neck. "You can't control them, they just happen and I love you."

His husband rolled his eyes as the rest came back. "Be careful of being nice to people apparently," He warned.

Steven and Hazel exchanged a look, then he nudged Jacob who nodded. "You guys think this doesn't happen all the time?" The Brit asked slowly. "I mean... tucking only helps so much when you're packing."

Hazel groaned and pinched Adam in the side. He giggled and tried to squirm away but Hazel wouldn't let him. "Stop wiggling. Just give me a second."

Anna crossed her arms. "No fair! What if I wanted to sit on your lap?"

Adam grinned like the cat that ate the canary and replaced himself with her in a flash, only serving to make it far worse. "There you go baby," He teased as her eyes dropped in shock at the massive amount more Hazel was getting hard than a rando usually held. "All better. Say thank you to Daddy."

Hazel groaned. "You're making it worse!"

"Thank you, Daddy," Anna swooned, turning a rosy cheeked smile up for a kiss.

Even Alex was sympathetic and shoved at Jasmin and Connie for laughing. "Leave him be. It's genuinely a curse."

"Whoa, whoa," Jacob interrupted with a chuckle. "I wouldn't call it a curse. Just extremely annoying."

Adam nodded sarcastically. "Right. Free reason to get some is a bad thing."

The other boys just stayed silent, shaking their heads.

"You okay now, buddy?" Connie asked in a babying voice, cooing at his pants. "Done looking for attention?"

Hazel laughed and kicked at her. "Back away from the penis please. Making statements like that is why we just disappear for 10 to 30 minutes and pray to the gods that they'll just disappear."