(In this au Wheezy is just a human that smokes cigars)
LiquidCat asks:
Hey Chips? Do you have a crush and/or partner or are you single?
Chips puts a hand on his hip "How you know that?" He sighs "Well, if you really wanna know.. You see that guy, over there?" Pointing at him a little bit. "He's my partner, has been for two years."
"Hey Chips?.." Cuphead says
Chips replies "Hello Cuphead. Whatcha need?"
"Have you seen Mugman and Fern?" Cuphead asks
Chips replies "Nope."
"Dammit.." Cuphead says.
Chips replies "Why?"
"I haven't been able to find them since they lef5 yesterday." Cuphead says
Wheezy said, holding his cigar in between his middle finger and index finger "I texted them earlier, they said they were at your house for a little bit. Cleanin' it and stuff.
Cuphead sighs of relief "thank god.."
The devil appears "NOT AGAIN!"
"NO WAIT!-" Cuphead says
"AND IN MY CASINO?!" The Devil shouts
Cuphead nervously says "Boss, this- this isn't what it looks like! I-I can promise you it won't happen again!"
Mugman and Fern run in
"WAIT BOSS!" Mugman says "HE- HE DIDN'T MEAN IT!"
Fern nods in agreement
The devil scoffs and walks away "UNTIL NEXT TIME CUPHEAD!"
