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Kirby: Order... Order... Order! I am the Honorable Judge Kirby... and today, we will be hearing the case of Bob, Boopkins, JubJub & Shroomy... who are being accused of robbing a 7-Eleven Store with Nerf Guns and taking all of the Money from the Cash Register, stealing a Car and causing Criminal Damage.
*GAVEL BANG*
Kirby: Boys, what you did was a very serious Crime... how do you plead?
Boopkins: Not Guilty!
Kirby: Well, let's start off with JubJub... who stole his Father's Car.
JubJub: Oh man...
Kirby: JubJub, what made you think that you wanted to play; Grand Theft Auto... in real life?
JubJub: Because, my Daddy is a bum and he tried to feed me Green Beans!
Kirby: So, is that why you went to steal your Dad's Car... before GTA 6?
JubJub: I stole my Daddy's Car because he wouldn't take to McDonald's to get a Happy Meal.
Kirby: And, you stole your Dad's Credit Card.
JubJub: Well, there had to be some way that I had to pay for my Food.
Shroomy: You could've just tried to suck the Employee's Salami.
JubJub: She was a Woman.
Shroomy: Oh... never mind.
Kirby: No further questions.
*GAVEL BANG*
Kirby: Now, we will taking a look at the Robbery! Bob, Boopkins & Shroomy... you were taking Money out of the Till whilst you were holding Nerf Guns!
Boopkins: No, we weren't!
Kirby: Then, how come the Store had CCTV?
Boopkins: Maybe, the Cameras don't even work.
Kirby: Oh really? Let's have a look at this Picture.
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