Saiko: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.
Saiko: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.
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Smg3: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?
Smg4: It actually does.
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Tari: What are you two arguing about this time?
Smg3: They're always using common phrases incorrectly!
Smg4: Cry me a table, Smg3.
(so canon lmao)-----
Saiko: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Bob: Heck.
Saiko: You're on thin fucking ice.
Saiko: Oh no-
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Saiko: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Tari periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'
Saiko: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
-------(no megari so far tho noo)
Smg3: What's something you guys are better than Tari at?
Saiko: Mario Kart.
Smg4: Yeah, video games.
Luigi: Emotional vulnerability.
(FOUL PLAY-)----
Tari: I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Meggy: Well, on a good day, I'm both.
(I'll take this as meggari)
Tari: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Saiko: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Tari: But you're always acting stupid?
Saiko: ...
Saiko: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Tari: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Meggy: Cannibalism.
Tari: *confused chewing noises*
--------------------- FUCKING FINALLY (the saitari are still so cute)
Saiko: You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!
Meggy: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.
(In which way Meggy?)------
*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*
Bob: So what have you been up to recently?
Boopkins: Leading a revolution with Saiko.
Bob: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
Boopkins: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Bob: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Mario?
Boopkins: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Smg4?
Bob: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Smg3?
Boopkins: Cult leader.
Bob: Yeah, that sounds about right.
HAHAHHAAHAH
Meggy: *on the phone with Saiko* I can't talk right now, I'm doing hot girl shit.
Saiko: You're pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren't you.
Meggy: Maybe.
----hot girl shit indeed--
Mario: May luck (and this picture of Luigi eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
sibling core------
Mario: Ha! What are you gonna do? Stab me? *Five minutes later* Mario, calling 911: HELP, IVE BEEN STABBED.
