man said "KILL YOURSELF" as theyed dieder
ans then je sus crist himself wlaked out and revive amogus and b1 battle droid
B1 Battle Droid died but than 3 more showed uped and Jonkler getted very mad because he racist to robot and B1 battle droids got scared
Jonkler: WHO COMMANDER IS!?
B1 Battle Droid: He's the commander!
Commbder battle droid point at battle deoid dat not commander and jonkler shooted him
B1 Battle Droid: guess im the comnder now...
Jonkler shooted dat one too
B1 Battle Droid: roger roger
Jonkler shoot dat one but 100 more B1 Battle Droid come
Jonkler: you got to be fucking kidding.
jonkler mom com out ans say "jonkler thats a nono you am not do that"
"FUCK YOU WOMAN!!"
debolos exploseod jonkler moger and s the skul looks at amogus with hatred
Amogus quickly said
"GUYS VOTE THE SKUL!!! PLEASE!!!!!!"
meansiwlle on mards
Dillon: lol am alive still
Dog: please do not have sex with me.
hair gut: offvnf
Dillon: lol feel good
Dog: that is it. I am done. I am calling the local authorities.
Dog pulled outed phone
Dillon: oh no lolDog called policed.
hair gut: policed is bad
Officer Balls come but Dillon and hair gut white so officer balls let dillon free and dillon and hair gut fuck dog more
Dog: i believe this crime stopping system should be upgraded to protect dogs from sexual predators. I highly dislike having my anus violated by this man.
Dillon: lol so wired
hair gut: shtudoup monkey
B1 Battle droid than say "Amogus is the commander!! Not me!! And amogus say "sus" and than Lil Dillo show up in lambergeeni Lil Dillo: lol wassup gangstas Jonkler: MY GETAWAY DRIVER IS HERE Jonkler jumped into Lil Dillo car but Lil Dillo crash car immediately Lil Dillo: lols my bad am gang Jonkler: you got to be fucking kidding.
Officer balls chase lambergeen i lil dilllos car ddalg
an as ist crash jonkler rna out ans say "at least man isnt here"
Until man grab his neck through te window he was right next to ans rthen the hous exploded it ws some random person haose
until debolos deside that he want to turn good end explode the juice box that jonkler elft at his haouse
officer balls and man kept chansing jonkler until officer balls realized something
"Jonkler is white... Why am i chasing him again?"
man said "becous deal dough."
deal dough came out of the wi ndows that man detroyed
"WELCOME TO MAN HAM ASLUME! I AM YOUR HOST DEAL DOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO ASLUME YOURSELF NOW!!!!!"
man said "not this guy again."
ans debolos walk up to man ans say "dont worry il handle this"
ans he expolde deal dough
jonks on jonkler though
man had a tracting devise in his wallter
"why jonkler steal the wallter tractinger divice?
is he stupid?"
deblolos aksed
mans said yes
and al sudden sexman himself arive
"sexman..."
man said lokking sexman in eye
"Man! What in the heavens happening to youer?"
ans then the pirates arives
"YARG!!!!!!!!!! I HATE SOUPER HEROIN!!S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Thay den all quiet
debobsa face ommi magn and debogos fard.
WHAT THE FUCK THAT SHIT SMELLS!!! EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
omi man sasysisd ans then fase deblolos ans used hiz lasser visioner ansd melt deblososos
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" mans screamed
....
Then debolos fart.
the piraites blowed there soup atdbeoblos and debolos say
"you are all"
and then the priat es kep blowing their souping at debolos
but ths was an unkown secre tbut
soup was deboblos weakenner and deolos dint know this so he blame jonkler
debolos den thefarted alot more and yell at sexman an sexman say
"WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS? Your fighting, so you watch everyone around you die, THINK DEBOLOS, you'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet. You'll live to see this world crumble to dust and BLOW AWAY!
Everyone, and everything you know, WILL BE GONE... WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS?"
it trun out that sexman wasent sexman
he was ommi mna
"Sex...... i am have sex...."
All da way from mars Dillon hear dat and his peepee grow 6 sizes that day
Dillon: lol am turned on
Dog: i swear to god if you put that inside my anus agai- AUGH! I am about to call the pound on myself this is torture worse than i could have ever imagined, if there truly is a god i pray that he helps me get out of this unfortunate situation.
God then come down.
God: no nigga
God dissappear
Dog: i am going to end my own life.
Dillon: feel good
