As Officer Balls began walking back, he saw Jonkler stroking his jonk in the middle of the street.
Several cars all around honk at him.
Taxi Driver: WHY ARE MASTURBATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THA FUCKIN STREET MORON!!!
Angry Dad: GET OUT THE ROAD!!!
Peter Griffin: Holy crap Lois, Jonkler is holding up traffic by jonking his jonk!
Kolton: KILL YOURSELF!! IM TRYING TO GET TO WORK!!!
Lil Dillo's Mom: PLEASE GET OUT THE ROAD QUICK I NEED TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL IM GIVING BIRTH OHH!
Officer Balls walks up to Jonkler and arrests him.
Officer Balls: your coming with me pal.
Jonkler: ITS A FREE COUNTRY! I CAN JONK MY JONKLER WHEREVER I WANT!!
Officer Balls: tell it to the judge.
2 days later...
Officer Balls: it's time for your case Jonkler.
Jonkler: finally!
Officer Balls brings Jonkler to the court room. As he walks in, black paint falls all over him.
Everybody gasps.
Jonkler: oh crap, i just lost all my rights!
Officer Balls: EW DEATH SCENTENCE!!
Jury: SENTENCE HIM TO DEATH ROW!!
Jonkler: guys im not black i swear!!!
The judge bursts through the door.... it was Doc Hudson.
Doc Hudson: i want this nibbler hung by jumper cables.
Doc Hudson drives up to the front of the court room.
Doc Hudsons: whats your defence?
Jonkler: IM NOT BLACK!!! ALSO WHO'S MY LAWYER!!?!?
Doc Hudson: your a niner you get no lawyer.
Jonkler: BUT IM NOT BLACK!!!
Doc Hudson: shut up. Now i want to hear the offence.
Saul Goodman: hey im Saul Goodman, did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do! Unless your black! That mean, he must be guilty!
Doc Hudson: i agree. Whats your defence jonkler?
Jonkler: IM NOT A KNITTER!!!
Doc Hudson: offence?
Saul Goodman: your honor, he is clearly black. If he wasn't, then why do i see black on him?
Doc Hudson: exactly.
Jonkler: OH COME ON!!!
Saul Goodman: in addition your honor, who wants to see a black man wanking his BBC in the middle of the road holding up traffic?
Doc Hudson: i hate BBCs. This is not looking good for you Jonkler.
Jonkler: IT'S A FREE COUNTRY!!!
