Patrick: Squidward, I sense hostility.
Squidward: Good, because I hate you.
Patrick: Hey guys, I found a Sea urgent. Cool little lad.
Patrick: Oh no, where did it go?
Mr.Krabs: PATRICK WHAT THE FUCK?!
SpongeBob: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you.
Plankton, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence?
SpongeBob: Nope!
Plankton: Do we have any orange juice left?
Sandy: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*
Sandy: Sorry, we’re all out.
*SpongeBob and Plankton looking at a locked gate into a park*
SpongeBob: Aw. :(
Plankton: You know what they say.
SpongeBob: Please don’t-
Plankton: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
SpongeBob: YOU HAVE A WIFE PLANKTON!
Squidward: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Squidward, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the Goo Lagoon.
SpongeBob: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Karen: How?
SpongeBob: I need someone to take the fall.
Karen: What did you do?
SpongeBob: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Plankton, from the other room: Oh my god.
SpongeBob: ...
Plankton: OH MY GOD!
Karen: Make it a hundred.
SpongeBob: Deal.
SpongeBob: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.
Squidward: Oh no.
SpongeBob: More like "oh yes!"
Patrick: I’m a fool, not an idiot.
Karen, about Plankton: I like him, he has that, what do you call it?
Mr.Krabs: Cold blooded ruthlessness?
Karen: No, that’s not it.
Karen: Ah, a knife, he has a knife.
Sandy: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Squidward: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Sandy: Th-that's not how that works-
Plankton: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
SpongeBob: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Squidward: We’re not friends.
SpongeBob, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
Plankton: I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!!
SpongeBob: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Plankton: Technically a mix of green and blue?
SpongeBob: So blurple.
Plankton: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
SpongeBob: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Plankton: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.
SpongeBob: I've found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.
Squidward: Where were they?
SpongeBob: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.
Squidward, impressed: Damn, they really went for it.
Plankton: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.
Mr.Krabs: Good morning.
Squidward: Morning.
Sandy coming in for food: Good morning.
SpongeBob: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Patrick: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
SpongeBob: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.
Patrick: I like how this is a "fun" fact.
Plankton: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.
SpongeBob: What does “take out” mean?
Patrick: Food.
Karen: Dating.
Squidward: Murder.
Plankton: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
SpongeBob: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Patrick: They do.
Squidward: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Karen: I love murder mysteries!
Plankton, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
Sandy: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Patrick: I photosynthesize with this.
SpongeBob: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Squidward: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.
Plankton: I have locked Squidward in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, they have been well and truly hoisted by their own petard.
SpongeBob: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.
Plankton: I’m blackmailing him.
SpongeBob:... Why?
Sandy: This can’t get any worse. Can it?
Patrick: Sure it can - just give me a minute.
Mr.Krabs, to Plankton: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
Squidward: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Plankton, are a fucking cactus.
SpongeBob: Patrick, I have a question.
Patrick: What is it, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: What color is an orange?
Patrick: SpongeBob,Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.
Squidward: So jellyshish-
SpongeBob, laughing: JELLYSHISH!?
Squidward: You know what I meant, you Barnaclehead!
Plankton: So, are you two friends?
SpongeBob: Yes.
Squidward: No.
Mr.Krabs: You’re alive.
Squidward: No need to sound so disappointed.
(I finally got 3 done I'll work on 4 later :D)
