EXT. MALL - MID-MORNING
A person named PAT, 30, Caucasian, walks into a department store called STRANGE! In the store, Pat goes about her regular shopping routine. A salesperson called SAMI, very old, watches Pat closely.
SAMI
Leaning over her counter
Excuse me, miss? Aren't you lost?
Pat ignores Sami at first. Sami repeats her question.
PAT
Very annoyed
Yes! I am very, very lost, damn it to Hell!!!!!
SAMI
Trying to retain composure
Ma'am? I'm afraid that you really ARE lost! In other words, GET LOST!!!!
PAT
Calmy
I cannot. For I am already lost, ya stupid BITCH!!!!
SAMI
Very unpleasantly
I'm afraid that I will have to alert Security and have THEM escort YOU out.....permenently
YOU ARE READING
SALESDAY
HumorIt's a delightful, little screenplay. It fits right into your budget [of time].
