Selfish For You

13

" hmm ohk" yuvraj said on call while coming downstairs

Akki was already there eating his breakfast while Mohit was aimlessly changeing Channels on TV

" Ok ok ab sar mat Khao Mera , I'm hanging up" he said irritatedly cutting the call going towards couch in living area and snatching the TV remote

( Don't eat my head)

Akki turn to him with mouth full and said " eat quickly naa what are you doing, we are already getting late "

Mohit look at both of them irritatedly "doesn't your parents teach you any manners " he said looking at both of them , both are I'll mannered bastards

" Beta ji we did teach them everything but voh khate hai na hi suar ko kitna hi ache se rakh lo muh usne kitched me hi marna hai " akki's mother said coming out from kitchen with her orange juice, yuvraj chuckled at his aunt's taunt

( There's a saying goes that doesn't matter how well you take care of a pig but he'll be more happy in mud only )

" Mamma yrr I'm eating" akki whined making face as his mind take it on himself to show him pretty good images of mud

" Beta ji apka khana toh Mahabharata hai bilkul , me jogging ke liye gayi thi tab tum khana khane baithe the or mane jogging bhi kar li , exercise bhi kar li or ab me juice pi Rahi hu lakin apka khana nahi hua abhi tak " his mother sneered looking at her lazy son while Mohit and yuvraj were trying to control their laugh looking at his face

( You having food is just like Mahabharata, you started eating when I went for jogging and I did finished jogging, did exercise and now having juice, and you are still eating)

" Mamma doctor's say we should eat slowly, it's good for digestion " akki made a excuse making his mother give him tight-lipped smile

" Doctor's also recommend diet and exercise for health lifestyle, do you do that? Doctor's also say to not watch phone too much , do you follow that? " His mother said and looked behind him from where his father is coming down from stairs smiling

" Mamma yrr ap ne suna nahi hai kya ki doctor's ki utni hi sunni chahiye jitni kam ki ho " akki said mockingly totally forgetting it's his mother who's seating in front of him

( Mother, haven't you heard that you should only listen to the doctor's to the extent that is necessary)

" Bs beta ji tarrakki ke raste par ho ap ise chodna nahi hai " she said tauntingly and then slapped him on head " yahi sab sekhna tum, bilkul apne papa pe gaya hai nikama" and with that Mohit and yuvraj brust out laughing loudly and akki just look at them narrowing his eyes

(Son, you are on the path of progress, you must not leave it. You should only learn this type of things, you are just like your father, idiot)

" What did I did ? Didn't i already told you to exchange him with a babygirl in hospital after his birth but you are the one who didn't agreed " his father said jockingly with a serious face making him pout

" Ahh i wish I listened to you that day " his mother played along and he made crying face making them laugh even more , Mohit hold his stomach trying to control his laugh and yuvraj's condition is no better than this

" But now you can't do anything" akki said mockingly

" Unfortunately" his father sighed, akki look at his father with betrayed face and then turn to his mother like a small baby with complaints all over face

" mammaaaa" he whined making his mother chuckle before running hand in his hair completely ruining his hairstyle, he closed his eyes and stand up going out he said " do whatever you want and if someone wants to come then they can follow, I'm not waiting for anyone" his parents chuckled shaking their heads