The world is ending. All humans have been turned into zombies because of a disastrous science project in a third grade classroom. As the seven continents are swarmed by demented zombies, there seems to be no hope for humanity. But, four college stud...
I have decided to give you a character guide because I'm awesome.
(These are people I found on Pinterest, I do not own them.)
Jennette Cortina - 20 years old
Jenni is a wild artist with a penchant for sarcasm. Her hands are usually covered in paint or charcoal smears, her dorm room is beautifully decorated, and she has no idea that her best friend has a massive crush on her. She likes black coffee and her stuffed animals more than she likes people.
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Michael Geary - 21 years old
Michael is everyone's hilarious gay best friend. He's been a theater kid since he was seven years old, and that isn't about to change. He's weirdly obsessed with The Sound of Music, he spends more time in the girls' dorms than the boys', and his laugh is louder than a bomb.
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(No, I did not do him dirty. Chris Farley was a king💅.)
James Hall - 20 years old
James is a moody guitarist who can really only play Weezer songs and Wonderwall. He hopes that if he majors in music production, he'll meet all his favorite bands. He's been in love with Jenni for months, and is still waiting for the day that she notices him.
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Maddie Landis - 21
Maddie doesn't know how she got accepted into a friend group that cares for illegal chickens and laughs hysterically at classical music, but she's happy to be there. She designs costumes, and plans on making all of Michael's outfits when he's a Broadway star.
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Bitch - 2 years old
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The sardonically-named female dog is an American Eskimo, who was unfortunate enough to be found by the above idiots after her owners were turned to zombies.
Enjoy the story, children.
You will laugh until you wheeze like a donkey (I hope).
