chinos mind: sigh.. I've been feeling a bit weird this month, ive been having these weird music cravings like... WTF!? MORBID ANGEL AND FOX SZN! weird, amirite? But, today is the day, I take a pregnancy test. why? Because nobody listens to morbid angel and Fox szn at the same time. I look weird.
*chino went to the local pharmacy to get a pregnancy test, the worker there gave him one, and he happily but nervously took it home.*
Chino: "WELP! Here goes nothing pal! 😆"
Chino: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKKKKK!!!!
*He took the test.. and.. HE WAS POMEGRANATE!!!!!! HE IMMEDIATELY RAN TO WES'S APARTMENT AND KICKED DOWN THE DOOOR!!!!!!!!!!*
Wes: "AHHH WTF!"
Chino: "WESLEY JUNIOR COURTFLOUR THE THIRD BORLAND. GUESS WHAT...."
Wes: "What vro ♥️"
Chino: "I'm.. POREGNANT!!"
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Wes: "Ok vro..♥️"
Chino: "Should we tell everyone?"
Wes:
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Chino: "Alright, but who?.."
Wes: "I don't know vro ♥️ what about the chick from slapnuts vro ♥️"
Chino: "why him. 😐."
Wes: "HER BRO!!! NOT HIM VRO💔!!!!!"
Chino: "but that's a guy"
Wes: "it's a girl vro ♥️"
Chino: "um. Ok. Why her 😐"
Wes: "Because she has a uterus. Like you vro ♥️"
Chino: "BUT THATS A GUY"
Wes: "ITS A FUCKING GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE LIKES BIG BOOTS AND DRUMS AND SKIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chino: "BUT THAT'S A GUY!!!!! HES JUST FEMININE!!!!"
Wes: "SHE A CIS GIRL VROOO♥️♥️♥️"
Chino: "okay. It doenst matter. Let's just go"
(Now before you ask why don't they just go too Amy or Morgan. Go ask weedchino not me... Eeven tho I'm THE WRITER -🌿)
