*kaede added shuichi, kokichi, and 13 others*
Kaede: hello everyone!
Shuichi: huh? What's this?
Kaede: it's a group chat! I thought it would be nice if everyone could chat with each other
*kokichi is online*
Kokichi: heeeeeeeyyy~ whatcha guys talking about?
*tenko, himiko, and 3 others are online*
Himiko: nyeh? A group chat?
Tenko: awww! Himiko, you even 'nyeh' in text! Your so adorable!!
Himiko: I'm not gonna be online for now.... Texting is a pain
*himiko is now offline*
Tenko: Well if himikos going offline then I will too!
*tenko is now offline*
Kokichi: woooooooooowwww, okay simp
Rantaro: jeez what's happening? My phone's been buzzing like crazy, it woke me up
Shuichi: apparently kaede made a group chat for everyone to chat with each other!
Kokichi: it's soooo boring here when it's just us 4, @everyone GET YOUR ASSES ON HERE THIS PLACE IS DRIER THEN THE SAHARA DESERT!!!
*angie, maki, and 10 others are now online*
Maki: do you wanna die?
Ryoma: I do
Maki: .....well, that's, uh.... *Kokichi*, do you wanna die?
Kokichi: ohhhh nooo!!! Maki roll is threatening me!!! How scary!!!
Kaito: hey!! Don't call her Maki roll! Only I can call her that
Maki: ....your an idiot
Kaito: what?!?
Miu: WHATS UP BITCHES???
Kokichi: the sky!
Miu: you fucking dumbass! I hope that sky rains on you!!
Kokichi: but what if I like the rain?
Miu: then, uh-!
Korekiyo: what is this 'group chat' shuichi speaks of? I've never heard of one.
Shuichi: ah, it's just a fun little group that kaede added everyone to so we can chat with each other but not have to meet face to face in person
Miu: good thing too! I don't wanna see all of you bitches ugly ass faces!!
Kokichi: have you ever looked in a mirror, miu??
Miu: uh, yeah! I'm fucking gorgeous!! My makeup and body is perfect!
Kokichi: Miu, you don't need makeup!
Miu: finally you acknowledge it!
Kokichi: you need plastic surgery!!
Miu: w-what? Hey t-thats-!
Himiko: stoptextingsomuchguysimtryingtosleep...
Tenko: why aren't you putting spaces himiko?
Himiko: puttingspacesareapain....
Kokichi: you know what, all of you have some boring ass names, how about I change them!!
Kaede: oh no...
Kirumi: everyone prepare yourselves for the worst
*kokichi changed shuichis name to sexymotorcycle*
Sexymotorcycle: uh, what?
*kokichi changed rantaros name to runtaro a mommy*
Runtaro a mommy: ......excuse me?
*kokichi changed korekiyos name to creepymaskguy*
Creepymaskguy: I'm not gonna question it.
*grapepanta changed their name*
*grapepanta changed kirumis name to mother*
Mother: I wouldn't expect anything else...
*grapepanta changed Ryomas name to suicidaltennisguy*
Suicidaltennisguy: ...what
*grapepanta changed makis name to doyouwannadie*
Doyouwannadie: .....do you wanna die?
*grapepanta changed tenkos name to angrylesbian*
*grapepanta changed himikos name to nyeh*
*grapepanta changed gontas name to bug guy*
*grapepanta changed Angie's name to cultist*
Cultist: what?!? I am not a cultist, Atua just wants everyone to follow and worship him!!
Angrylesbian: yeah, sure...
*grapepanta changed kaitos name to dumbass idiot*
Dumbassidiot: wha- are you kidding me?!? I said don't call me an idiot!!
*grapepanta changed tsumugis name to hentailover*
Hentailover: w-what!?! Just because I like anime doesn't mean I like hentai!!....
....maybe...
*grapepanta changed keebos name to keyboard*
Keyboard: keyboard? Seriously? That is very robophobic!
*grapepanta changed kaedes name to hanginthere*
Hanginthere: wait, what's that supposed to mean?
Grapepanta: nothing! Don't worry about it!!
*grapepanta changed mius name to cum dumpster*
Cumdumpster: c-cum dumpster!? T-thats-!
Runtaro a mommy: these names are ridiculous....
Suicidaltennisguy: seriously, I'm going offline. I don't wanna have to put up with kokichis nonsense.
*suicidaltennisguy is now offline*
Runtaro a mommy: yeah, it's getting late anyway, we can chat tomorrow but I'm gonna go offline too
*runtaro a mommy is now offline*
Grapepanta: awwwwww, you guys are no fun!! Well then, if I can't mess with rantaro then I'm gonna go offline too!
*grapepanta is now offline*
*sexymotorcycle is now offline*
*hanginthere is now offline*
*creepymaskguy is now offline*
*cultist is now offline*
*mother is now offline*
Angrylesbian: ......uh, hi, himiko!!
Nyeh: .....nyeh?whatdoyouwant
Angrylesbian: uhm, can I.....spend the night in your room!?!??
Nyeh: okay...aslongasyournotapain...
Angrylesbian: alright! Heading over there right now!!!
*angrylesbian is now offline*
*nyeh is now offline*
*cumdumpster is now offline*
*hentailover is now offline*
*doyouwannadie is now offline*
*dumbassidiot is now offline*
*keyboard is now offline*
......
Bug guy: uhm, Gonta don't know what just happened..
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Danganronpa v3 Chatfic!
FanfictionKaede decides to make a texting group chat for everyone to chat with each other, what will happen? (there might be a little bit of Ryoma favoritism)
