1 - Kaede adds everyone to the group

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*kaede added shuichi, kokichi, and 13 others*

Kaede: hello everyone!

Shuichi: huh? What's this?

Kaede: it's a group chat! I thought it would be nice if everyone could chat with each other

*kokichi is online*

Kokichi: heeeeeeeyyy~ whatcha guys talking about?

*tenko, himiko, and 3 others are online*

Himiko: nyeh? A group chat?

Tenko: awww! Himiko, you even 'nyeh' in text! Your so adorable!!

Himiko: I'm not gonna be online for now.... Texting is a pain

*himiko is now offline*

Tenko: Well if himikos going offline then I will too!

*tenko is now offline*

Kokichi: woooooooooowwww, okay simp

Rantaro: jeez what's happening? My phone's been buzzing like crazy, it woke me up

Shuichi: apparently kaede made a group chat for everyone to chat with each other!

Kokichi: it's soooo boring here when it's just us 4, @everyone GET YOUR ASSES ON HERE THIS PLACE IS DRIER THEN THE SAHARA DESERT!!!

*angie, maki, and 10 others are now online*

Maki: do you wanna die?

Ryoma: I do

Maki: .....well, that's, uh.... *Kokichi*, do you wanna die?

Kokichi: ohhhh nooo!!! Maki roll is threatening me!!! How scary!!!

Kaito: hey!! Don't call her Maki roll! Only I can call her that

Maki: ....your an idiot

Kaito: what?!?

Miu: WHATS UP BITCHES???

Kokichi: the sky!

Miu: you fucking dumbass! I hope that sky rains on you!!

Kokichi: but what if I like the rain?

Miu: then, uh-!

Korekiyo: what is this 'group chat' shuichi speaks of? I've never heard of one.

Shuichi: ah, it's just a fun little group that kaede added everyone to so we can chat with each other but not have to meet face to face in person

Miu: good thing too! I don't wanna see all of you bitches ugly ass faces!!

Kokichi: have you ever looked in a mirror, miu??

Miu: uh, yeah! I'm fucking gorgeous!! My makeup and body is perfect!

Kokichi: Miu, you don't need makeup!

Miu: finally you acknowledge it!

Kokichi: you need plastic surgery!!

Miu: w-what? Hey t-thats-!

Himiko: stoptextingsomuchguysimtryingtosleep...

Tenko: why aren't you putting spaces himiko?

Himiko: puttingspacesareapain....

Kokichi: you know what, all of you have some boring ass names, how about I change them!!

Kaede: oh no...

Kirumi: everyone prepare yourselves for the worst

*kokichi changed shuichis name to sexymotorcycle*

Sexymotorcycle: uh, what?

*kokichi changed rantaros name to runtaro a mommy*

Runtaro a mommy: ......excuse me?

*kokichi changed korekiyos name to creepymaskguy*

Creepymaskguy: I'm not gonna question it.

*grapepanta changed their name*

*grapepanta changed kirumis name to mother*

Mother: I wouldn't expect anything else...

*grapepanta changed Ryomas name to suicidaltennisguy*

Suicidaltennisguy: ...what

*grapepanta changed makis name to doyouwannadie*

Doyouwannadie: .....do you wanna die?

*grapepanta changed tenkos name to  angrylesbian*

*grapepanta changed himikos name to nyeh*

*grapepanta changed gontas name to bug guy*

*grapepanta changed Angie's name to  cultist*

Cultist: what?!? I am not a cultist, Atua just wants everyone to follow and worship him!!

Angrylesbian: yeah, sure...

*grapepanta changed kaitos name to dumbass idiot*

Dumbassidiot: wha- are you kidding me?!? I said don't call me an idiot!!

*grapepanta changed tsumugis name to hentailover*

Hentailover: w-what!?! Just because I like anime doesn't mean I like hentai!!....
....maybe...

*grapepanta changed keebos name to keyboard*

Keyboard: keyboard? Seriously? That is very robophobic!

*grapepanta changed kaedes name to hanginthere*

Hanginthere: wait, what's that supposed to mean?

Grapepanta: nothing! Don't worry about it!!

*grapepanta changed mius name to cum dumpster*

Cumdumpster: c-cum dumpster!? T-thats-!

Runtaro a mommy: these names are ridiculous.... 

Suicidaltennisguy: seriously, I'm going offline. I don't wanna have to put up with kokichis nonsense.

*suicidaltennisguy is now offline*

Runtaro a mommy: yeah, it's getting late anyway, we can chat tomorrow but I'm gonna go offline too

*runtaro a mommy is now offline*

Grapepanta: awwwwww, you guys are no fun!! Well then, if I can't mess with rantaro then I'm gonna go offline too!

*grapepanta is now offline*

*sexymotorcycle is now offline*

*hanginthere is now offline*

*creepymaskguy is now offline*

*cultist is now offline*

*mother is now offline*

Angrylesbian: ......uh, hi, himiko!!

Nyeh: .....nyeh?whatdoyouwant

Angrylesbian: uhm, can I.....spend the night in your room!?!??

Nyeh: okay...aslongasyournotapain...

Angrylesbian: alright! Heading over there right now!!!

*angrylesbian is now offline*

*nyeh is now offline*

*cumdumpster is now offline*

*hentailover is now offline*

*doyouwannadie is now offline*

*dumbassidiot is now offline*

*keyboard is now offline*

......

Bug guy: uhm, Gonta don't know what just happened..

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