(This will have curse words, bubba)
*maxine trying to read out loud but she's too quiet*
*everyone still talking*
Professor Sebastian: I'm sorry Maxine I can't hear you but it's not your fault
Jack: Actually it is.
Jocelyn: You've literally been taking photos of Gilly and telling reporters she's your wife.
Jax: And?
Ollie: You guys aren't even dating.
Jax: So a man can't have hobbies.
Gilly: Hey come help me with my homework
Sebastian: I just looked at my wrist and I can't find the time.
Gilly: You don't even have a watch on
Jax: I don't want to get philosophical, I just want to know your favorite song
Gilly: Let's ask group leader Jax. Jax do you find Jocelyn funny?
Jax:Well I haven't laughed yet.
*Gilly sewing up her shoe*
Kayla: Well Well Well
Harlow: Why is there half a nut on my classroom floor?
Gilly: Half a WHAT?!
AG: Where is Jack?
Jax:Ollie!
Ollie: I'm on it.*pulls out carrot*
Jax: Operation find the hillbilly is on!
Harlow: Human trafficking runs rampant here!
Ollie: Oh yeah there is a lot of traffic
Harlow and Jocelyn's parents: We used to make them eat a variety of things when they were young.
Gilly: Now they just eat ass.
Gilly: Hot Chocolate is made with milk not water?
Jocelyn:*chanting* Poor Girl! Poor girl!
Ollie: Did you guys also get those off brand animal crackers?
Gilly: We weren't that poor
Gilly to Raz: Imagine if I married your brother
Raz: 😟
Kayla: I'm second best to Jax
Gilly: Aren't we all?
Jack: Pick your nose and eat it
Random kid: No I pick n flick
Jax and Jack: 😟
Jack: *makes a joke*
Jax: And the crowd goes silent!
Ollie: Why am I the only one who sends videos in that group chat?
Jax: What group chat?
Gilly: It's only me and you in that chat stupid, I just don't respond.
Jax: Gilly! Kayla! I got tea!
Gilly: Spill!
Jax: ok so *coughs* sorry I was hitting the griddy earlier
Jocelyn: Gilly keeps breaking stuff and she shows no sign of slowing down.
Jax: Ollie is a walking insurance claim.
Ollie: Kayla, can you take a picture of my fit?
Kayla: I'm in the bathroom
Ollie: Ok?
Kayla: This is my private time
Ollie: ...... So you shitted?
Kayla:...yeah..
AG: Quit eating my stuff
Jack: How do you know it's me?
AG: How do I know it's not you, fatass?
*Gilly in the other room*: WHO. TAUGHT. YOU. THAT?!
