Heres some more quotes from my life
AG:Can you be a sweetheart?
Jocelyn:No!
Eva Cobbler:Wake up
Gilly:No
Eva opens the blinds
Gilly:WHY WOULD YOU OPEN THE BLINDS?!
Eva:A little light never hurt anyone
Gilly:IM BLIND ENOUGH AS IT IS,MOTHER
Gilly:would you like to join us for dinner?
Jocelyn:*whispers*would you like to be our dinner?
Jax@Jack:your the black licorice of people
Jocelyn:REMOVE THY SELF FROM THE PREMISE
Gilly:This is why I don't speak to you
Jax:*Sleeping*
Gilly:*whispering*no one shall sleep on their birthday
Gilly:WAKE THY SELF UP,TIS THY BIRTHDAY
Jax:*screams*
Gilly:NOW WE SHALL MAKE THOU A CAKE,FOR THYNE BIRTHDAY
Jax:Whyyyyyy
Gilly:Oh,cause its your birthday,silly*runs out of the room*
Based off a convo in Roblox
Ollie:*Flickering lights at the police station*
Police:*arrests*
Takes him to the interrogation room
Police:Why did you do that?
Ollie:cause I can
Takes Ollie to the court room
Police:We're have o be bad
Ollie:Speak English
Police:your going to jail
Ollie:No thanks,I already have a house
This one is based off my dogs
Jack:*sneezes*
Jax:*growls*
Gilly and Ollie:*crying*
Jax:What's wrong?
Gilly:*shows him phone screen*
Jax:What the-Why is there a picture of shrek as Jesus?
Ollie:I don't know but its beautiful
AG:I'm hungry
Jocelyn:Ok
Jocelyn goes to the grocery store then comes back a little while later
Jocelyn:Hey,I'm back,surprisingly,they don't sell children at the grocery store
AG:How unfortu-Im sorry,did you just say you wanted to buy children?
Jocelyn:Yeah
AG:Why would we need children?
Jocelyn:I figured we put the child in the oven and then eat it
AG:okayyyyyy,next time you go anywhere in public,I'm going with you
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