England: Welcome again to Cooking With Arthur Kirkland!
Italy: Ve~ Welcome back!
England: Today is the 4th of July! So we're having America over to help us make hamburgers!
America: Yeah! *whispers* Even though you're just going to ruin it
England: I can hear you, git
America: Whoops
Italy: It's-a true ve~
England: MY FOOD IS AMAZING, SHUT UP
England: Ugh, let's just begin...
America and Italy: ....
First, we get the meat! *gets out a frozen patty and puts it on the grill*
America: Then you-
England: Put it on 100° and leave it for 40 minutes!!
Italy: I don't think that's how it-
England: I know what I'm doing!
America: *sighs*
{Le time skip}
England: Done!
America: *sobs*
Italy: *is scared*
England: Now for toppings!
America and Italy: NO!
England: *puts gross liquids and weird stuff on the hamberger patty*
Italy: Ew
England: *puts the bread and other stuff to make a burger*
America:...I'm leaving... *throws up*
England: and that was another episode of Cooking With Arthur Kirkland! See you next time! *takes a bit of Burger* *dies*
A/N: OMG IM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SOOOO LATE!! I WAS GONE FOR AWHILE WITH NO INTERNET, FORGIVE MEEEE!!!
