Mattheo Riddle Imagines / Oneshots

texting him 'she's busy' as a prank

how mattheo riddle would react to you texting him 'she's busy' as a prank

pretty boy

hi mi vida

do you wanna come over?

i bought your favorite snacks

she's busy 

get the fuck out of my girlfriends dorm

i'm gonna beat the fuck out of you if you don't leave

im omw rn 

if i still find you there your dead

don't you dare fucking touch her

i'm going to fuck up you and your dorm mclaggen

and plant molly in ur room

so dumbledore finds it

and expels u

MATTHEO

IT WAS A JOKE

WHY DID U THINK IT WAS MCLAGGEN WHO WOULD BE IN MY DORM ANYWAY??

bc he's a fucking dumbass??

and has had a crush on u for the past 3 months

sorry i'm swearing, i know you don't like when i do my love

but why did u think it was funny to prank me

BC U PRANK ME EVERYDAY AND I CAN NEVER GET U BACK

i'm just unscareable 

and inevitable

shut up

i'm coming over

i'm outside already no point

open the door mi vida

coming

you will be soon

😦😦

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mi vida= my life in spanish