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Lily was walking down the stairs with Daniel, Ian, Lip, and Mandy following close behind. "Okay, listen up, Gallaghers and Milkoviches." Fiona started seeing mostly everyone walk down the stairs into the kitchen. 'They're digging up the sewer main in a few days and shutting the water off, so we need to do laundry and dishes beforehand." Fiona explained.

"What about toilets?"

"I guess we just won't flush that day." Fiona said and everyone nodded. Lily went to the fridge grabbing a bottle of water before grabbing a pill as her back was hurting.

"Well, we could fill up buckets."

"Gross."

"He crippled or something?" Lily asked seeing Mandy feed Lip some toast making Daniel laugh. "So helpful. Must be nice having a spouse." Fiona added making Lip shake his head in amusement.

"Wait, they're digging up the lawn?" Debbie asked and Fiona nodded. "Yeah."

"What about Aunt Ginger?" Debbie asked as everyone looked at each other forgetting about their Aunt buried outside of their home. 

"Incoming."

"Okay. I'll be back for dinner. Buck up, kiddo." Fiona told Jimmy kissing his cheek as her and Debbie left as Lily went and grabbed the shovel.

"No biggie, just my universe falling apart." Jimmy said staring into the wall.

"Guess who came by today. The city." Lily said going over to Frank leaning down as he was laying down outside. "They're digging up the yard to work on the sewer line. You need to find Aunt Ginger before they do." Lily said throwing the shovel next to him. 

"Who?"

"The dead relative whose social security checks you've been cashing. You buried her, you unbury her." Lily said as Debbie handed him a beer and a pill for the hangover as her and Fiona left.

"Come on, Debs." Fiona said.

Lily was about to go back inside when Frank stopped her. "I know your little secret." He teased and Lily rolled her eyes at her father.

"I don't have any secrets." Lily scolded.

"Everyone will know." He said looking and pointing at her stomach.

"Shut the fuck up." Lily said going back inside. 

"You're not trying to look at my dick, are you?" Ian asked Jimmy as Lily walked back to the house. She saw Daniel and Carl sitting at the table eating their breakfast while Ian was standing up eating his cereal as Jimmy just stared at him.

"No, no, I'm not. I'm not even thinking about your dick... in my dad's mouth. I'm not." Jimmy stuttered.

"Good, then don't." Ian said walking away giving him a weird look.

"Yep. Not."

"Babe, I need to tell you something." Lily said going over to Daniel. He turned to her giving her his full attention. "Uh... I am- uh can you take me to work?" She asked him and he nodded.

"Yeah sure." He said standing up placing the dishes on the sink. Just then Frank walked in and Lily rolled her eyes. "Oh, uh, Jamie. You any good with power tools?" Frank asked Jimmy, but he just showed him his finger.

"Man up." Lily told Jimmy looking at his finger.

"Lily, will you help your old man?" Frank asked giving her a look.

"No."

"Too busy to help your old man?"

"Yes, forever." Lily said walking out of the door.

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