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"Morning Gallaghers." Lily walked in with Daniel and Gianna entering the house with Aaliyah waving at all her uncles who were currently eating breakfast on the kitchen table. "Morning Milkoviches." Lip replied back making Lily chuckle before seeing the look of distress that Carl had.

"I told you not to do it." Lily taunted her little brother who just rolled his eyes seeing her sit on her usual stool next to Lip. "Why do you like that seat so much?" Lip wondered loudly looking at his older sister.

"I don't know, I got one just like this one." Lily said and Lip stared at her. "And Daniel just got it for you?" He asked and Lily nodded. Daniel has been getting more money ever since the promotion and things have been good for the Milkovich family. "Yes." Lily nodded and Lip looked at Daniel who already had a cup of coffee.

"She threatened me." He said and Lip laughed, "that makes more sense."

Ian walked in grabbing everyone's attention. "I thought you were living at Caleb's?" Carl asked seeing the redhead walk in which only made him roll his eyes.

"Caleb's sleeping with a chick." Lip chimed in and Ian gave him a look of disbelief. "He's bi?" Carl questioned and Gianna stared at him with a sigh before looking at Ian who continued talking.

"No dude is bi, all right? You lick dick, you're supposed to be gay." Ian stated and Lily chuckled at his words.

"So you guys broke up?" Carl asked confused about the situation. "Haven't decided yet. Probably." He answered before letting out a breath feeling disgusted by the man, "God, I can't believe he's licking vag, too."

"All right, can you guys please stop talking about licking vag? You're gonna give me a boner." Carl groaned standing up from his seat and Daniel stuck his tongue between two of his fingers making the boy roll his eyes as Lily slapped Daniel's arm telling him to stop.

"You sleep at all last night?" Lily asked her brother keeping an eye at her daughter who kept poking Ian's leg and hiding every time he would look with her giggles filling up the room.

"No, if I wake up with morning wood, it'll pop my stitches." Carl said slowly making his way to the table. "You're 16. How are you gonna not get wood for 72 hours?" Daniel asked knowing that at that age boys are just horny. "Eyes on the prize, my brother." Carl smirked proudly.

"Yeah, which is?"

"A blowie from Dominique." Lily and Gianna rolled their eyes as they both didn't like the girl very much, especially Lily. Of course she wasn't going to like the girl that made her little brother get circumcised. "The girl who made you cut your dick?" Lily questioned him and he nodded.

"Yeah, man, no girl's worth that." Lip added.

"She didn't make me. I wanted to. You guys just don't understand true love." Carl said and Lily rolled her eyes watching him slowly get his bag with Gianna also doing the same as they needed to go to school.

"True love doesn't end with you getting your dick cut off." Lily said and Carl just rolled his eyes shaking his head as he walked out following Gianna.

"Uh, you know, it's pretty cold out there. You better put on a turtleneck." Lip called out laughing at his own joke.

"Oh, oh! Excuse you." Veronica said seeing Carl pushed past the couple. "Oh, you got to forgive Carl, his manners were in his foreskin." Lily called out watching Carl leave.

"Uh, stop it! It just gives me the willies thinking about someone near my junk with a knife." Kevin said holding his crotch making a face at just the thought.

"Where is my vacuum cleaner?" Veronica asked no one in particular. "Upstairs probably." Lily answered with a shrug.

"Kev, grab our cleaning shit." Veronica said and Kevin nodded as she walked up the stairs. Lily then stood up stretching her arms going up to Daniel with a smile.