Hero: Are you a painting?
Mari: What-?
Hero: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Basil: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
Basil: Hey, Sunny you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Sunny: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Basil: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Hero: That is the worst response to that question.
Sunny: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
Sunny: A stab wound.
Aubrey: What's up with Hero? They've been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?
Basil: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Aubrey: Why?
Basil: Mari smiled at them.
Basil: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.
Mari: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.
Mari: You can answer almost anything with "Not since the accident."
Hero: Actually, you can't.
Sunny: Not since the accident.
Sunny: Not to be NSFW but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
Basil: So, what's it like living with Aubrey?
Sunny: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Basil: ...
Sunny: I love them so much.
Aubrey, skipping rocks on a lake with Sunny: It's such a beautiful evening.
Sunny: Yeah, it is.
Sunny: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
Basil: How long do you reckon it'll be until Hero finally snaps and commits murder?
Kel: I've been going through life assuming it's already happened at some point and it's just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY.
