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Incoming Facetime call
From Gramma

Hi Gramma!

Mila, sweetheart,
how are you?

I'm good, how are you?
How did the checkup go?

Oh, you know, the usual
Forget about me, what have you been doing?

Have you been eating well?

Yes, Gramma. I've been eating fine. I tried the Shrimp pasta recipe of yours a few days ago.

All my friends loved it

Of course they did,
I got the authentic recipe
from my Italian ex

*Mila laughs at her Gramma's boasting*
Which one was that?

Summer break after I graduated. Few months before I met your grandpa

Hmm, I miss him so much

Same, dear.
Can't believe he just left me here alone by myself

So much for "we'll be together forever"
All men do is lie.

*Mila laughs*
He loved you for however long he was here, Gramma

Yeah, I guess he did

Now I just need to find him again once I'm gone
We can be together forever then

Oh stop,
You're gonna be here with us
for a long, long time

At this rate, I think so too

*Mila raised her brow in confusion*
What do you mean?

I can't die in peace till I know you've find a good guy
who loves you and will look after you, Mila

All those stupid exes of yours,
I hope they have terrible dea-

Gramma!
*Mila playfully glares*

*Gramma rolls her eyes*
What? I mean it

As if your useless father wasn't enough, all your boyfriends
had to turn out shit too

I just want to see my little angel find a good guy
who's gonna treat her right.
Is that wrong for me to want?

No, Gramma. Of course, it's not but-

But what? Have you even tried going on any dates lately?

Do you think a nice guy is just gonna break the ceiling
and show up at your house like Superman?

*Mila laughs*
Gramma, you're hilarious

I'm serious, Mila!

How are you going to find a guy if you're just going back and forth from the studio and your house

If the universe has a guy in mind for me, he'll find me

Even if I'm just at my studio or my house

You wish
*Gramma rolls her eyes*
If I die before you find a husband,
I promise I will come haunt you

You're not dying, Gramma
*Mila rolls her eyes*