Holy F*ck You guys aren't Dead?!

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Walmart-Hunter:
Guys.
Guys.
GUYS

Tire:
What dumbass

Walmart-hunter:
I did a dumb

Benanna:
What's new?

Twilight Sparkle:
Unsurprising

Tayble:
Very

Nurse Joy:
HOLY FUCK

Walmart-hunter:
?

Benanna:
?

Tire:
?

Tayble:
?

Twilight Sparkle:
?

Nurse Joy:
YOU LITTLE SHITS ARE ALIVE?!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Walmart-Hunter:
Bitch a flippin celling wouldn't be enough to kill me
Be fr

Tire:
I always come back

Tayble:
Micheal Afton vibes tbh

Twilight sparkle:
Watch his organs get punctured by the beauty of nature while he screams in agony trying to get them off but ultimately isn't able to

Tire:
Babe wtf

Twilight sparkle:
Sorry had a bad day

Tayble:
WE CAN SEE THAT

Nurse joy:
Never mind
Die again plz

Walmart-hunter:
Wow
Rude af
And for what?

Benanna:
Cause we aren't speaking to a certain red head right now

Tayble:
Say her name bitch

Benanna:

Tire:Ashlyn rn

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Tire:
Ashlyn rn

Nurse Joy:
Y'all know?

Tayble:
Excuse me
You knew????

Walmart Hunter:
Pedophilia behavior tbh..

Nurse Joy:
Ben told me
And Aiden fuck you

Tayble:
Benjamin. Dean. Clark.

Tire:
Oop—

Twilight sparkle:
:D
Get his ass bestie

Benanna:
BBY GIRL PLEASE IM SORRY

Tire:
BBG GIRL?
NAAAAAAAAHHH
IMA BEAT UR ASS

Nurse Joy:
WTF IS HAPPENING

Walmart-hunter:
ANYWAYS
SPEAKING OF SAID RED HEAD

Twilight sparkle:
Bitch no one was talking about her anymore

Walmart-hunter:
I kissed her
On the head
Wtf do I do
She ran away
Help please

Nurse Joy:
...

Tire:
...

Benanna:
...

Table:
YIU DID FUCKING WHAT

Twilight sparkle:
I would run away from Aiden to tbh...

Walmart hunter:
🖕
Go sing about the power of friendship or some shit

Twilight sparkle:
That's your job you drag queen

Walmart-hunter:
Tsk.
Bitch please
We all know I'd be the best drag queen

Tayble:
Facts

Nurse Joy:
Like all of you are dating now
Fucking hormonal ass teenagers

Tire:
Old ass man that can't pull anyone cause of his raisin ass skin

Nurse Joy:
IM NOT EVEN IN MY THIRTIES YET YOU ASSHOLE

Tayble:
Skill issue tbh

Twilight sparkle:
Nah bestie speaks facts

Walmart-hunter:
WHO CARES
WHAT DO I DO

Tire:
Suffer

Benanna:
Die

Tayble:
Jump off a cliff

Nurse Joy:
Talk to her

Twilight sparkle:
Suffer alone in your room eating nothing but ramen and contemplate your life's existence while coming to the conclusion that your worthless and nothing that you do will ever matter in the end and you'll ultimately die alone and have no one around you as you fall into a eternal black void forever.

Walmart hunter:
Ben there done that ended up bleaching my hair
What else?

Tayble:
...
YoU tWo nEeD a SnIcKeRs

Tire:
You spelt Ben wrong

Walmart hunter:
No
I spelt it right

Benanna:
He always pulls this shit

Tayble:
Oop—

Nurse Joy:
All of you need a fucking lobotomy

Twilight sparkle:
Tried to get one
Almost got sent to a mental hospital:D

Tire:
BABE?????

Twilight sparkle:
I'll tell ya later

Tayble:
WAIT WAIT WAIT
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
AIDEN IN THE ONLY ONE BESIDES THE OLD ASS MAN
THAT DOES NOT HAVE A PARTNER

Tire:
HA
SINGLE ASS PRUNES

Nurse Joy:
SCREW YOU ALL
CANT BELIEVE I MISSED YOU

Walmart-hunter:
GUYS HE ADMITTED IT
HE LOVES US

Twilight sparkle:
Yay child predators! :D

Benanna:
Bitch ain't even mad Tay called him out

Walmart-hunter:
Says who?
Open up bitch I'm outside

Tayble:
No ur not

Twilight sparkle:
HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR

Tayble:
WHY TF ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE???

Twilight sparkle:
BECAUSE IM SWABBING SPIT WITH YOUR BROTHER

Tire:
LOGAN THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO SAY THAT WE ARE DATING
AND WERE JUST CUDDLING
AND AIDEN GO TF AWAY

Walmart hunter:
BOO OPEN UP BEFORE I FIND MY OWN WAY IN

Nurse Joy:
Good lord

Benanna:
Psychopathic Romeo tbh

Tire:
Not even
More like a mentally unstable Flynn rider

Twilight sparkle:
TWO THINGS
1. DONT COMPARE MY MAN FLYNN TO THAT BLEACHED BITCH FYLNN TO HOT FOR THAT

Nurse Joy:
HELLO????

Tire:
BITCH IM YOUR MAN

Benanna:
DONT CALL YOUR BF A BITCH

Tire:
DONT CALL MY SISTER A BITCH

Twilight sparkle:
TWO BENS IS WORSE

Tire:
>:O

Tayble:
HELP HE CLIMBED IN THE WINDOW

Walmart hunter:
SUFFER




(A/N: POOKIES IM SO SORRY IM LATE ToT)

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