Eren x Levi (Ereri)

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(Walks in late) Sorry I'm late, there was a Titan on the way here. So, what are we talking about today?

(Reads header) 

(Sits in silence and starts shaking)

L-Le-LEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! (Tries to run out but realizes door is locked from the outside)

ANYBODY who ships this WILL HAVE THEIR HEAD SLICED OFF and STUFFED UP A TITAN'S ASS!

They would never be a thing because if they were I would kill Levi, but there are other reasons.

HE'S 15 AND LEVI IS 34.

LEVI FINDS HIM ANNOYING AND WOULD PROBABLY TRY TO KILL HIMSELF AFTER BEING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH HIM FOR OVER AN HOUR.

Just no.

(pager beeps and she checks it)

My boss, Fin, wants me to tell you that she would ship it if it weren't for Eremika.

I'm about ready to go on a killing spree, so have a good day.

-EDIT- Fin says she doesn't ship it but because she cosplays Levi and her girlfriend cosplays Eren she does do fanservice for it.


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